Every once in a while I slip, and I think, "surely there must be some meaning, some train of thought beneath the ever-onward march of crazy right-wing-o-ville. There must be some trail of rational thought that it follows, some basic idea in there somewhere that makes sense." I was a journalism major in the 80s, and we were trained to do that, to summarize statements into a newsbyte with details at 11.
And then I read stuff like this, and I realize there really isn't one. Greg Kelly isn't making a legal point, has nothing to say. This is just noise to keep people too stupid to watch FOX News angry. It doesn't even matter what they're angry about, as long as they buy whatever crap shows up during the commercials. It's just as well my old journalism teacher died young.
Except President Very Stable Genius likes to crime all day and guzzles Diet Cokes all day, so the chances he's criming and drinking Diet Coke at the same time are extremely high.
It was in the 90s
Every once in a while I slip, and I think, "surely there must be some meaning, some train of thought beneath the ever-onward march of crazy right-wing-o-ville. There must be some trail of rational thought that it follows, some basic idea in there somewhere that makes sense." I was a journalism major in the 80s, and we were trained to do that, to summarize statements into a newsbyte with details at 11.
And then I read stuff like this, and I realize there really isn't one. Greg Kelly isn't making a legal point, has nothing to say. This is just noise to keep people too stupid to watch FOX News angry. It doesn't even matter what they're angry about, as long as they buy whatever crap shows up during the commercials. It's just as well my old journalism teacher died young.
Well, it's true. His ancestors were not slave-owners; they were pimps.
Diet Coke sucks. Diet anything sucks.
Moderation in all things.
No maths allowed here, but "physics" is OK.
>"So, wait, what if we invent religions for every day?"
365 new religions?
Barkeeps call the hose dispenser "the gun?" That's cool, praise jeezus for the 2nd Amendment.
Randy Rainbow! The world needs you! (Again.)
Perfect scansion! 10s across the board!
Now, if I were conspiracy minded, I'd check that guy out to see if he's been funded or supported by anybody. If.
Now that would title a fascinating book on business history.
Maybe hire a more serious dictator?
A cocaine diet?
The interesting thing is, on the tape, Ol' Swampy just says "Coke."
I will fire my editor. :-)
It is the one Emilio Esteves you don't have to be embarrassed about liking.
Except President Very Stable Genius likes to crime all day and guzzles Diet Cokes all day, so the chances he's criming and drinking Diet Coke at the same time are extremely high.