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There always seems to be some disqus glitchiness afoot somewhere. I had just read the other and recognized your reference or else I would have been mystified. Is it time for a dick joke now?

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Whence you have a 1/250,000 year event, it is best to stretch and strain until you are in a condition to kiss your own ass goodbye.

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I’m quite a bit older than that, yet just had my first child. For years I wasn’t sure I ever wanted kids due in large part to how the world is now. Climate change and denial, violence, and divisiveness and hatred spreading all over social media and the internet. Compared to most of the earlier years of my life, the current era feels a bit bleak.

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I love that he's conscientious. But it's also heartbreaking.

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alex is deranged the whole movie. his whole way of life is deranged.

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no. they have not seen the movies.

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I think you meant to put this comment on this post - https://www.wonkette.com/st...

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Weird and thank you. I am pretty sure I did originally. Maybe there's some disqus glitchiness afoot.

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The offspring also too.

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It's always time for a dick joke.

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I hate that fucking song. How could you?

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Maybe somebody should write a new song: Pretty Soon, We Aren't the World.

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The infinitely growing market is modeled quite well in biology. But they call it "cancer".

I have never understood why a perfectly financially healthy business is considered a failure if it doesn't grow.

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This song has been going through my head. It was written many years ago. Fuck. https://youtu.be/Y-fPibdYPJM

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