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Zyxomma's avatar

IOKIYAR. And I used the shift key.

Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

You’re a shill for Canadia Dry, aren’t you?

Politiquacks's avatar

If he's spending his own money at a lobbyist bar he's clearly not THAT good at this whole grifting thing.

Doc2222's avatar

I think y'll have him mixed up with that Irish guy, Duncan D. O'Nuts....

blaid droog's avatar

I don't think trump is doing a fake smile. I think he just shit his pants and is wondering how to keep anyone from noticing.

chezmoi's avatar

He's prolly hoping he can get away fast before we force him to pay back the $84k he owes us.

chezmoi's avatar

The $84K he owes us taxpayers for his harassment settlement, is my guess.

Not as if he couldn't afford to pay it back, since he's worth upwards of $20 mil. He just wants to skip out on it.

chezmoi's avatar

I dunno, I'll kinda miss having the opportunity to post it whenever his name was spoken. It served him right.

chezmoi's avatar

Oh, I hadn't heard about that one.

ThatDale's avatar

"Go home, OED, you're obliriated."

sarafina's avatar

I called his office Friday, and they said they had no knowledge of the that situation. He won't pay.

sarafina's avatar

I think there's more. He has the money, it must be possible criminal charges. It would be irresponsible not to speculate, after all.