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Zyxomma's avatar

IOKIYAR. And I used the shift key.

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Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

You’re a shill for Canadia Dry, aren’t you?

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Politiquacks's avatar

If he's spending his own money at a lobbyist bar he's clearly not THAT good at this whole grifting thing.

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Doc2222's avatar

I think y'll have him mixed up with that Irish guy, Duncan D. O'Nuts....

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blaid droog's avatar

I don't think trump is doing a fake smile. I think he just shit his pants and is wondering how to keep anyone from noticing.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

"Smile...like a human."

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chezmoi's avatar

Tattoo time?

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ThatDale's avatar

Oooh...

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chezmoi's avatar

He's prolly hoping he can get away fast before we force him to pay back the $84k he owes us.

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chezmoi's avatar

The $84K he owes us taxpayers for his harassment settlement, is my guess.

Not as if he couldn't afford to pay it back, since he's worth upwards of $20 mil. He just wants to skip out on it.

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chezmoi's avatar

I dunno, I'll kinda miss having the opportunity to post it whenever his name was spoken. It served him right.

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chezmoi's avatar

Oh, I hadn't heard about that one.

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ThatDale's avatar

"Go home, OED, you're obliriated."

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sarafina's avatar

I called his office Friday, and they said they had no knowledge of the that situation. He won't pay.

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sarafina's avatar

I think there's more. He has the money, it must be possible criminal charges. It would be irresponsible not to speculate, after all.

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