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We'd be in real trouble were it not for the unassailable disdain for partisan catcalling displayed by Senator McConnell.

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So in addition to the 1st Amendment, the Tea Party pocket consitutions don't have the Speech or Debate Clause either. They should demand a refund from the printer.

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It doesn't seem coincidental that “Senate Ethics” is an anagram of both “Atheist Scene” and “Sense it, Cheat”.

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Aside from <i>creating</i> the Tea Party, the Kochs have no connection to it.

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This may sound incredible, but they're in Florduh too.

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With votes!

No, wait...

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She's already accustomed to trading integrity for cash, so she would probably land on her, uh, feet.

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Considering how unfamiliar she is with the fact-challenged level of current discourse, she must be returning to their cave.

Unhappy husbands need only to consider the sorry life of <i>her</i> mate...

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Bad news, they've managed to spread everywhere. There are morons in California! Aren't the FEMA Camps supposed to deal with them?

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what a bunch of crybabbies

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Participation trophies for EVERYbody!!!

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So, telling the truth about the Koch brothers hurts their feelings?

Now that we've found this weakness, we should borrow a page from the Fox play book and just start making shit up about them.

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I suppose it's against the Wonkette Rules of Civility®, as well as the Senate's, to wish those two bozos a nice long Astroturf nap?

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Some people say they're mad with power.

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...loons who believe humans can affect global warming, and crazies who think that voting is some kind of constitutional right, and muslins...

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Alright Harry Reid. Go stand in the corner of the Capitol Rotunda.

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