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Chris Grrr's avatar

We'd be in real trouble were it not for the unassailable disdain for partisan catcalling displayed by Senator McConnell.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

So in addition to the 1st Amendment, the Tea Party pocket consitutions don't have the Speech or Debate Clause either. They should demand a refund from the printer.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

It doesn't seem coincidental that “Senate Ethics” is an anagram of both “Atheist Scene” and “Sense it, Cheat”.

π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Aside from <i>creating</i> the Tea Party, the Kochs have no connection to it.

Chris Grrr's avatar

This may sound incredible, but they're in Florduh too.

Chris Grrr's avatar

With votes!

No, wait...

Chris Grrr's avatar

She's already accustomed to trading integrity for cash, so she would probably land on her, uh, feet.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Considering how unfamiliar she is with the fact-challenged level of current discourse, she must be returning to their cave.

Unhappy husbands need only to consider the sorry life of <i>her</i> mate...

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Bad news, they've managed to spread everywhere. There are morons in California! Aren't the FEMA Camps supposed to deal with them?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

what a bunch of crybabbies

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Participation trophies for EVERYbody!!!

diogenez's avatar

So, telling the truth about the Koch brothers hurts their feelings?

Now that we've found this weakness, we should borrow a page from the Fox play book and just start making shit up about them.

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

I suppose it's against the Wonkette Rules of Civility®, as well as the Senate's, to wish those two bozos a nice long Astroturf nap?

Chris Grrr's avatar

Some people say they're mad with power.

Chris Grrr's avatar

...loons who believe humans can affect global warming, and crazies who think that voting is some kind of constitutional right, and muslins...

schmannity's avatar

Alright Harry Reid. Go stand in the corner of the Capitol Rotunda.