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Those shoes alone are worth at least an extra month in the slammer.

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If you mean Jonnie Williams, no.

If you mean the priest, Fr. Wayne Ball, yes: WaPo's got him and Bob walking into the courthouse together, in the last photo in this series.

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Poor little rich bitch

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All the white one.

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"Just look at her nails. She'll scratch your eyes out with those claws."

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Armani makes a lovely jumpsuit, probably comes in orange.

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They suffer from affluenza!

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As featured in the movie, The Gang That Couldn't Grift Straight.

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Will she be staying in the Martha Stewart suite in prison?

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Isn't there a vaccination for that?

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I am awaiting the statement from the Queen of Grift, Sarah Palin.

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"I'm sorry you got caught, maybe you can do a reality show from prison."

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Duke and Duchess of Weaseltown, into the dock.

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It's out of stock already, did Maureen get someone to contribute all of them to her?

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Where's the mani-cam? I want a look at her nails.

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which of the two will get a gig on Dancing With the Stars first?

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