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The Quirk's avatar

Someone put grit in his frothy mixture.

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Plus, he knows kung fu also.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Santorum is just so cute when he's angry: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/blogs..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/santorum-says-...">http://news.yahoo.com/blogs...

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Ditching the wife and 7 kids would certainly reduce the stress. Newt is definitely on to something.

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TTU: I'd like to say something about "Great minds..." but I don't know any.

Regarding Santorum's ability to tell the truth: Don't forget he is the guy who charged the price of a single hamburger (from a joint close to his temporary home) to his political campaign fund.

And got a home mortgage from an exclusive private bank - that he wasn't anywhere near wealthy enough to meet their customer qualifications.

And sent his kids to schools outside the state - and billed the state for it.

fuflans's avatar

yes. so fucking sick of it.

for some weird reason tonight is the night of the wonkette's taking back the term 'patriot'.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Speaking of disgusting things...

It appears that Michele's goons roughed up a <a href="http:\/\/blog.seattlepi.com\/seattlepolitics\/2011\/07\/19\/bachmann-aides-confront-abcs-brian-ross\/" target="_blank">reporter</a>.

TundraGrifter's avatar

TTU: You beat me to it. The other one is "To tell you the truth..."

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Brian Ross (if one can judge such things watching tv) is about 5 feet 6 and weighs about 140 pounds.

Of course, if this had been Bull O'Really's? attack poodle, the reactionaries would be lawyering up while ranting about the First Amendment.

Kenneth Gladney, your move...

[By the way, that's Comment 1K.]

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“'I’ll be honest with you, it is incredibly stressful,' Santorum said, describing how hard it is to be away from his wife and seven children."

Not, however, anywhere near as stressful as staying home with his wife and seven children.

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"Old School" is exactly what I had in mind: making it hurt, briefly.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"need people who are patriots"

I am so fucking sick to fucking death of the rodeo clowns using the word "patriot". Their overuse and general buzzkill of the word has mad it meaningless.

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But DO post this link <a href="http://www.spreadingsantoru..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.spreadingsantorum.com/">http://www.spreadingsantoru... as often as possible.

That's what keeps it at #1 on Google.

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Hell, that's barely into job-creatin' territory. You can't hardly hire a butler or a housemaid if you've only got a million bucks.

fuflans's avatar

ok yeah that's just ick.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

It hurts so good C'mon baby make it hurt so good Sometimes campaigns don't feel like they should You make it hurt so good