The Conservative Political Action Conference 2011 begins today, and ends when we all have herpes! For the next three days, dozens of presidential hopefuls will compete in oratory fellatio, to prove to America that they love Ronald Reagan the most. Even
Does Mr. $500 Haircut know that a semester of books can easily cost $500? That's $2000 right there...or are the faculty members supposed to assign readings from Wikipedia?
I once had a head hunter for a Texas corporation selling me on moving to Texas. At one point I told her I like it here because I’m really into the arts. She promptly started going on about how much Texas supports the arts. Ha!
“In order to make the buttocks big with liquid silicone, you have to inject a lot of it, and use a large-gauge needle because silicone is really thick – and this could easily get into the blood stream,”
Actually, this one&#039;s <i>just for the ladiez</i>
So yeah, they&#039;ll all be there
I believe you can win a backdoor prize BUTT INJECTION!
<blockquote> tiny gay man inside me </blockquote>
Michelle Bachmann, is that you?!
Was he afraid that art would lead to evolution? We cannot have that in Kansas!
Does Mr. $500 Haircut know that a semester of books can easily cost $500? That&#039;s $2000 right there...or are the faculty members supposed to assign readings from Wikipedia?
And maybe a beaten-up gay guy slumped over the wagon wheel.
I once had a head hunter for a Texas corporation selling me on moving to Texas. At one point I told her I like it here because I&rsquo;m really into the arts. She promptly started going on about how much Texas supports the arts. Ha!
&ldquo;In order to make the buttocks big with liquid silicone, you have to inject a lot of it, and use a large-gauge needle because silicone is really thick &ndash; and this could easily get into the blood stream,&rdquo;
I think I&#039;m going to be sick.
Tubes!