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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Actually, this one's <i>just for the ladiez</i>

So yeah, they'll all be there

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I believe you can win a backdoor prize BUTT INJECTION!

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<blockquote> tiny gay man inside me </blockquote>

Michelle Bachmann, is that you?!

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PsycWench's avatar

Was he afraid that art would lead to evolution? We cannot have that in Kansas!

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PsycWench's avatar

Does Mr. $500 Haircut know that a semester of books can easily cost $500? That's $2000 right there...or are the faculty members supposed to assign readings from Wikipedia?

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And maybe a beaten-up gay guy slumped over the wagon wheel.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I once had a head hunter for a Texas corporation selling me on moving to Texas. At one point I told her I like it here because I’m really into the arts. She promptly started going on about how much Texas supports the arts. Ha!

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“In order to make the buttocks big with liquid silicone, you have to inject a lot of it, and use a large-gauge needle because silicone is really thick – and this could easily get into the blood stream,”

I think I'm going to be sick.

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Tubes!

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