Ok. As a person with a sense of humor, I really enjoyed that! Fucking entertaining writing!
BUT... I deeply appreciated the end note about money. I’m on disability and live with my mom, who is on social security. We’ve DEFINITELY cut back on expenses. So. Again, thank you. The piece was great, and who knows what tomorrow might bring...
12 years old, raped, cops did not bother to ask for the DNA nor pick it up from the hospital. She was forced to bear the pregnancy to term, lost a year of school, and is described as "mute".
Raise a hand if you agree that the Thomases used their custom, luxury, RV to hang with the hoi polloi in the flyover States, as the justice insists he was doing. Naaahh.
Just as sports cars and classic car owners have road rallies and meet-ups, I bet this name brand RV owners have meet-ups as well. And it's not going to be at a Jellystone RV park. There's a big, big story here.
i still can't believe all the very dumb details they left in this painting (yeah. mostly grubby sandals related). like just take a photo if you aren't going to do anything?
As usual, great imagery in this post! Also, I am certain that this crowd would appreciate the Clarence Thomas episodes of the Behind the Bastards Podcast. This guy has been awful his entire life.
Alito and Thomas Write Opinion Declaring That Yachts Are People
By Andy Borowitz
July 17, 2023
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Samuel Alito and Clarence Thomas have stirred controversy by co-authoring a Supreme Court opinion declaring that yachts are people.
The sweeping opinion, which yachts’-rights organizations immediately hailed as “long overdue,” grants the luxury vessels the unlimited ability to entertain government officials on their decks in order to gain political influence.
“For decades, yachts have been tireless in their struggle to be treated like human beings,” Harland Dorrinson, the president of the National Council on Equality for Boats, said. “For them, this victory represents the end of a long, hard regatta.”
“The public should note that yacht owners have traditionally referred to their boats as ‘she,’ ” he added. “Given that, this is the most pro-female opinion this Court is likely to issue.”
But some legal scholars, such as Professor Davis Logsdon, of the University of Minnesota Law School, believe that reclassifying yachts as people could have unintended consequences.
“Thanks to the conservative super-majority on the Court, yachts are gaining rights at the same time that actual people are losing theirs,” Logsdon said. “In order to be treated like humans, people may soon have to claim to be yachts.”
Pity the poor man completely unqualified for the job he has, both in 1992 and 2023, and who is asked to scrimp by on a PAUPERS existence of close to $290,000 dollars per year, working at a job he can never be fired from barring 2/3rds congressional acting. WOE to the poor man who expects to be able to fund his 12 vacations per year merely earning $139 per hour!!!
Imagines little Clarivel twist begging with the bribery sack open PLEASE SIRRAH. CAN I HAVE SOME MORRREEEE
That hourly seems to assume a regular 40 hour week and 52 weeks per year. As they’re out for three months a year, and I bet Clarence ain’t working a 40 hour grind, you might want to double that.
Yeah, the poor dear. The truth is that he could easily have pulled in seven figures a year by quitting and taking a job at a law firm, just so that they can say he worked there. That would have meant giving up the power, though, which he desperately wanted to avoid.
Bribery is the have your cake and eat their's, too, option.
Ok. As a person with a sense of humor, I really enjoyed that! Fucking entertaining writing!
BUT... I deeply appreciated the end note about money. I’m on disability and live with my mom, who is on social security. We’ve DEFINITELY cut back on expenses. So. Again, thank you. The piece was great, and who knows what tomorrow might bring...
He is repulsive.
Did you see this:
https://time.com/6303701/a-rape-in-mississippi/
12 years old, raped, cops did not bother to ask for the DNA nor pick it up from the hospital. She was forced to bear the pregnancy to term, lost a year of school, and is described as "mute".
Because Thomas.
Difficult to "like," but nonetheless, I get what you're saying. Self-righteous prick.
If this was some rich little girl, she’d have gotten an abortion without question.
Thomas, Alito, and the rest should be inundated with this daily.
I understand the name of that sculpture shown in the photo is "Native man prays for lightning to strike."
Yeah
Raise a hand if you agree that the Thomases used their custom, luxury, RV to hang with the hoi polloi in the flyover States, as the justice insists he was doing. Naaahh.
Just as sports cars and classic car owners have road rallies and meet-ups, I bet this name brand RV owners have meet-ups as well. And it's not going to be at a Jellystone RV park. There's a big, big story here.
It's still an RV. Poor Clarence will never escape his Trumpian bad taste, proud ignorance, and low class.
i still can't believe all the very dumb details they left in this painting (yeah. mostly grubby sandals related). like just take a photo if you aren't going to do anything?
All Molly Ivins (PBUH) once said, "that's 'ort' "
Gifts are taxed to the donor not the recipient.
Bribes are not tax deductible.
As usual, great imagery in this post! Also, I am certain that this crowd would appreciate the Clarence Thomas episodes of the Behind the Bastards Podcast. This guy has been awful his entire life.
Alito and Thomas Write Opinion Declaring That Yachts Are People
By Andy Borowitz
July 17, 2023
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Samuel Alito and Clarence Thomas have stirred controversy by co-authoring a Supreme Court opinion declaring that yachts are people.
The sweeping opinion, which yachts’-rights organizations immediately hailed as “long overdue,” grants the luxury vessels the unlimited ability to entertain government officials on their decks in order to gain political influence.
“For decades, yachts have been tireless in their struggle to be treated like human beings,” Harland Dorrinson, the president of the National Council on Equality for Boats, said. “For them, this victory represents the end of a long, hard regatta.”
“The public should note that yacht owners have traditionally referred to their boats as ‘she,’ ” he added. “Given that, this is the most pro-female opinion this Court is likely to issue.”
But some legal scholars, such as Professor Davis Logsdon, of the University of Minnesota Law School, believe that reclassifying yachts as people could have unintended consequences.
“Thanks to the conservative super-majority on the Court, yachts are gaining rights at the same time that actual people are losing theirs,” Logsdon said. “In order to be treated like humans, people may soon have to claim to be yachts.”
Corrupt fucker needs to be in jail, and so does his wife.
new miriam-webster dictionary has a lovely picture of clarence & his charming wife accompanying the 1st definition of corruption …
Least appropriate tip jar ever.
WTF did I sign into? You actually are in this club?
Yes. I do believe he has privatized reparations. It's the perfect Republican public-private investment initiative.
"I will admit I can see why this all might look less than ideal." If only.
Clarence Thomas is exactly the kind of jerk who would talk about pubic hair on a can of Coke.
And more to the point, who would feel entitled to talk about it with impunity.
Pity the poor man completely unqualified for the job he has, both in 1992 and 2023, and who is asked to scrimp by on a PAUPERS existence of close to $290,000 dollars per year, working at a job he can never be fired from barring 2/3rds congressional acting. WOE to the poor man who expects to be able to fund his 12 vacations per year merely earning $139 per hour!!!
Imagines little Clarivel twist begging with the bribery sack open PLEASE SIRRAH. CAN I HAVE SOME MORRREEEE
That hourly seems to assume a regular 40 hour week and 52 weeks per year. As they’re out for three months a year, and I bet Clarence ain’t working a 40 hour grind, you might want to double that.
Yeah, the poor dear. The truth is that he could easily have pulled in seven figures a year by quitting and taking a job at a law firm, just so that they can say he worked there. That would have meant giving up the power, though, which he desperately wanted to avoid.
Bribery is the have your cake and eat their's, too, option.