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Peter MacMonagle's avatar

I see him as second rate at best. He is that "guy down the street" people don't really know and barely recognize him at the grocery store, if it all, or merely to say hi to in passing.

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eye8urcake's avatar

If it walks like an incel and quacks like an incel and fucks a couch like an incel...

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Owlftr13's avatar

You should see that carpetbagger dirtball Dave McCormick's latest Senate add in Pa. He is on TV stating that he did not make a shit ton of money from Chinese fentanyl. Yikes, doesn't this guy know when to just STFU. I learned a long time ago that as soon as you start defending yourself you are toast.

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MTE_NYC's avatar

I’ll never look at my couch the same way again, anyone want my couch? Ugh!

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Runfastandwin's avatar

I for one believe he fucked a couch, because I’ve done my own research!

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William McCann's avatar

Superb explication of disinformation and its ravages!

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Havelock Vetinari's avatar

Just imagine all the loveseats and foot-stools that are running around fatherless

because of this man.

He's obviously not proud of them because you never see them on stage with him.

Shame,shame,shame.

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GoofyMcDork's avatar

lovely!

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Kitty Johnson's avatar

JD lookin like white trash in this pic. I should know because I'm from the Coal Chute, Tennessee! Google that shit if you don't believe me!

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Vic's avatar

Reminds me of the venerable Congressman Bill Scott (R-Virginia), who called a press conference to assert that "no, he was not the dumbest Member of Congress." (Q.E.D.)

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WTAF's avatar

Chef’s Kiss delish article w extra funnyAF sprinkles & cherries on top, TY Brooke, this is 💯 top shelf snarking brilliance article, presented abso tastiest terms possible. Doing The Good Trouble Well, thanks Lady, so glad I circled back found and can fwd to everyone 🤩💗💯💃🎶🌀😂💗🤩

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DougBTaylor's avatar

Wow. I'm so glad you identify yourself in quick order, saving me from wasting my time on your pointless drivel. Dodged a bullet on that one.

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AG's avatar

And yet here you are commenting, sweet cheeks.

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DougBTaylor's avatar

Even diabetics wander into a candy shop from time to time...and meat eaters should include a little salad, too.

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Michael's avatar

Appreciation for proofreaders, editors, etc...creative people on a deadline need oversight, cause that allows for freedom of expression. Duh.

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AlbertCamus's avatar

I was tempted to use the "Report an issue with this product" link and claim that it cheated on me.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

It was Sofa King funny

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Eric  Anderson's avatar

Tweets from some semi-known rando shouldn't be treated as "news"... Having said that the "my girl...super thicc" meme sent me rolling on the floor laughing for 5 minutes.

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Michael's avatar

As someone who isn't a politician, or consultant, 'nother words, nothing to gain or lose --- What is the Upside to insulting all of the potential undecided Voters.

Please, your thoughts...

Sounds like St.Vitus Dance to me.

Could be wrong

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