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Kimberly Krautter's avatar

Maybe if Musk paid taxes like the rest of us he’d realize Social Security & Medicare are OUR OWN MONEY, so your GD right WE ARE ENTITLED TO IT.

FAFO Trump, Musk & Congress what happens if you go there!!!

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Megan Macomber's avatar

Granny's not gonna smell like cat food. Have you bought any cat food lately? She won't be able to afford it. Seriously...Granny's about to smell like the county jail, because she'll have to shoplift whatever Fancy Feast she tries to subsist on.

That is, unless Trump enacts his "shoot shoplifters on sight" order. She'll be easy to pick off in the Walmart parking lot.

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Mommadillo's avatar

They don’t need them, but they still take them. Otherwise that money might go to someone who actually needs it, and that goes completely against the grain for today’s GOP.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. I have SO many clients on SSI and SSDI whose lives will be upended. And of course, they all have Medicaid. On a personal note, I went to the Social Security office downtown on Valentine's Day with my state ID and marriage license to change my last name to a hyphenate. My card arrived in the mail already, and now I'm practicing my new signature. fElon skuM is a menace to society. ALL his government contracts should be canceled immediately, his assets should be seized and nationalized (or sold off, in the case of Tesla and the boring company), and he should be arrested, charged, prosecuted, tried, and convicted. When he leaves prison, deport him to SA.

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Lisa P. Grantham's avatar

Maybe someone should give Musk a big dose of ketamine, duct tape him to a chair and make him watch the entire Our Gang series from the depression era. Maybe Spanky, Alfalfa, Buckwheat, and Darla could give him an understanding of why Social Security exists.

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Robot Bender's avatar

Just pointing out a random fact that there are more firearms in this country than people... 🤔

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el duderino's avatar

MAGA people: I don’t need social security, I got a 401k

* checks balance *

Fuck

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GoldStar's avatar

"Which thing do people like better? Getting more money for retirement, or not getting their checks at all?"

To MAGAs, it depends entirely on what color the skin of the recipient is.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

"You're Never Too Old to Bootstrap"

Tenteen mouth-watering recipes for those in decline.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

At least I have money parked in an IRA to tide me over when they fuck up my SS payments. Until Trump's crashing of the economy takes that out too.

I would like to say that wide-scale interruptions of SS payments is the thing that will finally enrage people and turn them against our homegrown fascists. But you know what? That's exactly what I thought when abortion was outlawed. And what happened? The Republicans just blithely blew off any responsibility for that (when they didn't outright cheer about it), and people let them get away with it. So who the fuck knows if even an SS stoppage would finally rouse this idiotic country.

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oscarphile's avatar

It will hurt the party at the ballot box -- albeit indirectly, because a lot of their elderly voting base will die

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Led Tassle's avatar

Dudek has been out of the office trying to find the rug that some bad hombres stole from his house.

Reportedly, it really tied the room together.

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Kay Ducky's avatar

We are too nice, given what these pricks have done and are planning to do.

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RE Garrett's avatar

But, but…. What about the price of eggs? And the emails, the emails….

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BillEGoatSmile's avatar

This is terrifying. And who the hell can "save" in anticipation of the shit hitting the fan when they're already on a fixed income and a razor-thin budget?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I think it was a subtle way of saying, "Start buying cat food now."

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

Just a couple of reminders:

1) The Federal workforce has not grown in over 50 years.

2) 20% of the Federal workforce are veterans.

3) There is a reason that the first firings were to get rid of all the people who would point out that you are not saving money and are in fact encouraging corruption.

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RRJKR's avatar

Since the population is 160% of what it was in 1974, that means federal workers are much more efficient than they were 50 years ago. Why has no one pointed that out?

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

They have been, which is why I have the numbers. Of course, the rise in efficiency has a ton to do with computerization over that time period, but that doesn't keep up with everything, which is why it has been long noted that the Federal workforce is understaffed and still does an amazing job despite all of that.

Now we will see just how terrible it is when we go from understaffed to barely staffed.

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RRJKR's avatar

If our system is sooo flawed and corrupt. Why did Musk come here to start his businesses? Why didn't he stay in South Africa or Canada?

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insert_something_creative's avatar

This is good point, though I'll add in some ways it is flawed and corrupt, just not in the way he thinks (or at least claims).

A system that allows an individual to amass hundreds of billions of dollars is flawed. The system under Trump is insanely corrupt.

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