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dshwa's avatar

I'm assuming the US government was all "No thanks," and either didn't accept the bequest or sold it off.

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Stranded Devonian Lungfish's avatar

I don't know where you find these priceless memes, but I want MOAR!

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Napoleon Marsupial's avatar

That works too. I'm sure that will be the... Summer White House?? Bring your floaties!

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Erala Contratista's avatar

First; Isn't there something in the bibble about building stuff on sand?

Second; Won't be long before Mar a Lago will be shortened to Mar.

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair! - Trump, prolly.

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Internet Hitler's avatar

BTW, Merry-go-lago has three bomb shelters.

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Cajun Kid's avatar

More like: "Look at this stuff. Tremendous! Best stuff ever! And you should be scared, you pathetic little idiots."

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coco lurks from home's avatar

This needs to go viral.

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Disgruntled Farmer Employee's avatar

Russian Don't Care Bears

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JDM's avatar

"Since it was insecure to be used for state visits, why is it allowed now? Oh right - access line for Russian spies."

Feature, not bug.

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HazooToo's avatar

First, yes he IS subject to conflict of interest laws, and why the fuck is everyone just taking his word that he's not? Second, when are our allies going to stop letting him fling poo at them and abandon us?

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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

I fear you are right. The oligarchs have done a thorough job of getting the working classes to worship the wealthy and despise themselves. It's the perfect formula for making them easy to swindle and manipulate.

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georgiaburning's avatar

No coincidence the King James Bible refers to God as "the Lord"

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Scooby's avatar

They should have posted the story about Xi Jin Ping crapping his brains out the whole flight home.

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boll ocks's avatar

That poem is the most fantastical thing I have ever seen, in this context or outside of it. Time to read some Langston Hughes!

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

The Joisey White House.

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