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I'm assuming the US government was all "No thanks," and either didn't accept the bequest or sold it off.

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I don't know where you find these priceless memes, but I want MOAR!

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That works too. I'm sure that will be the... Summer White House?? Bring your floaties!

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First; Isn't there something in the bibble about building stuff on sand?

Second; Won't be long before Mar a Lago will be shortened to Mar.

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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair! - Trump, prolly.

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BTW, Merry-go-lago has three bomb shelters.

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More like: "Look at this stuff. Tremendous! Best stuff ever! And you should be scared, you pathetic little idiots."

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This needs to go viral.

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Russian Don't Care Bears

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"Since it was insecure to be used for state visits, why is it allowed now? Oh right - access line for Russian spies."

Feature, not bug.

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First, yes he IS subject to conflict of interest laws, and why the fuck is everyone just taking his word that he's not? Second, when are our allies going to stop letting him fling poo at them and abandon us?

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I fear you are right. The oligarchs have done a thorough job of getting the working classes to worship the wealthy and despise themselves. It's the perfect formula for making them easy to swindle and manipulate.

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No coincidence the King James Bible refers to God as "the Lord"

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They should have posted the story about Xi Jin Ping crapping his brains out the whole flight home.

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That poem is the most fantastical thing I have ever seen, in this context or outside of it. Time to read some Langston Hughes!

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The Joisey White House.

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