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nick kelly's avatar

Guess how Melania got in? Through the rare so called 'Einstein' door. reserved for important researchers deemed of such value to the USA they can skip the usual process.

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Janine Anderberg's avatar

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Goonemeritus's avatar

I want my neighbor deported, she tried to rat me out for running my French drain to a covert which she believed was a natural stream. The city looked at her as though she was doing card tricks for her dog.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Donnie Douchebag is happy to break up families (his own not excepted), so Melania may want to shop now for properties in the nicer parts of Europe.

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Bobbi's avatar

Good, the only one who deserves to be a Citizen is Donald Trump and Arnold Palmer. Both big dicks

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RRJKR's avatar

OK Fat Donnie. lets do away with "Jus Soli" (Birthright Citizenship) Now, since your Mother was an "illegal" that will make you ineligible to hold this office. Please, step down immediately

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Andrew Homsey's avatar

He will soon have control over the bodily autonomy of every American.

The criminalization of any expression critical of him is next.

No one will save us. We must stop him.

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Teddy Barnes's avatar

Hey Leon......you get what you payed for......BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

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hvdv's avatar

Cats count as anchor babies, right?

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NH is for πŸ¦‘πŸ„πŸ's avatar

As someone married to a naturalized citizen, I say let them fucking fight…I mean holy shit this is scary…I mean c’mon leopards eat each others faces…I mean who knows who will be next on the list…I mean…

Aw fuck. Mrs πŸ¦‘πŸ„πŸ says she’s willing to take the chance if it means Elno gets sent back to SA.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Dated June 11. That was before the scouts ruling....but I am sure this is just more reform, the press, certainly no collusion, and it is hysterical to suggest fascism.

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a. diderot's avatar

There is nothing good in this day. What a horror we are facing. I do not understand how the Republicans can stand by in good conscience. Sure, right now they are after Zohran Mandami who in their eyes is a communist, but what happens when some right wing republican firebrand, who happens to be a naturalized citizen, counters Trump, will they stand by as he is led off. The dude from the "I said nothing" poem actually got taken away at the end

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BlueSpot's avatar

Elon, meet the face eating leopard.

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Jude's avatar

Mr. Trump has done a lot to encourage immigration when it met his needs (marriages, staffing his businesses, courting donations) . Now he wants to make other people suffer for their immigration choices. He want carte blanche to deport citizens for their opinions and social media posts. Is he prepared to adhere to any standard re: his own anti-judge, anti-military, anti-democratic statements?

I am not aware of anyone being β€œforced” to buy an EV (electric vehicle). Was he forcing people when he did a Tesla promotion at the White House?

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Homero's avatar

Stephen Miller wants everyone in the US to look like him? I would say he looks like Squidward but that would be libeling a cartoon character

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Mexfiles's avatar

Good times: Enrique GalvΓ‘n Ochoa in this morning's La Jornada:

"While Washington Post owner Jeff Bezos and Mexican-American journalist Lauren SΓ‘nchez were throwing millions of dollars at their marriage in Venice, Tesla owner Elon Musk and President Trump were divorcing again in the United States after a brief reconciliation. He's spiteful, unforgiving of being reminded to the world that he was on Epstein's list and failing to reinstate the subsidy for motorists who purchase electric vehicles into the government budget. Musk is left without support against Chinese and other foreign manufacturers. The largest donor to Trump's campaign said he would support the formation of a new political party to break the Republican-Democratic duopoly, if the Republicans pass the budget… which no longer includes the subsidy."

Google translation... I was lazy.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Republicans do bad things so let's form a new party and siphon off opposition votes. Jesus

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