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copyright or patent infringement (sorry, ex-inlaws all worked at the PTO)

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Sometimes, it only takes one.

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At no time would I go as far as that!

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Checks 401k....ZOMG, it's doubled since November.

Even orange ass stain admits that the economy does better under Dem presidencies.

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I'll make time to escort.

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Time to celebrate!

Lemon-Lime flavored water for everyone!

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fuck Off. She was clearly uncomfortable and asked him not to sit there

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you too can fuck off. She was clearly not wanting to talk to him and he CHOSE to ignore her signals

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Yes.

Halfway through the song.

"It was gravity which pulled us downAnd destiny which broke us apartYou tamed the lion in my cageBut it just wasn't enough to change my heartNow everything's a little upside downAs a matter of fact the wheels have stoppedWhat's good is bad, what's bad is goodYou'll find out when you reach the topYou're on the bottom.

I noticed at the ceremonyYour corrupt ways had finally made you blindI can't remember your face anymoreYour mouth has changedYour eyes don't look into mineThe priest wore black on the seventh dayAnd sat stone-faced while the building burnedI waited for you on the running boardsNear the cypress trees, while the springtime turnedSlowly into autumnIdiot windBlowing like a circle around my skullFrom the Grand Coulee Dam to the CapitolIdiot windBlowing every time you move your teethYou're an idiot, babeIt's a wonder that you still know how to breatheI can't feel you anymoreI can't even touch the books you've readEvery time I crawl past your doorI been wishin' I was somebody else insteadDown the highway, down the tracksDown the road to ecstasyI followed you beneath the starsHounded by your memoryAnd all your ragin' gloryI been double-crossed nowFor the very last time and now I'm finally freeI kissed goodbye the howling beastOn the borderline which separated you from meYou'll never know the hurt I sufferedNor the pain I rise aboveAnd I'll never know the same about youYour holiness or your kind of loveAnd it makes me feel so sorryIdiot windBlowing through the buttons of our coatsBlowing through the letters that we wroteIdiot windBlowing through the dust upon our shelvesWe're idiots, babeIt's a wonder we can even feed ourselves".

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Beer is a time-proven substitute. Can be used for oatmeal, grits, mashed-potatoes, coffee, tea, etc.

Beer is far-better regulated, as to purity of water content. So are bottled/canned drinks.

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Like FDR and the secret entrance to the Waldorf Astoria just uptown from GCT

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He can go camping on his "off-time" and get zoomed by a gully-washer.

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Merchants of Doubt is one of the best books that I have read in the last decade.

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Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos is worth $200 billion. He owns 300,000 acres in Texas.

How does this benefit me?

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Around the time of '93, '94, I worked with the head of CAN, Cannibis Action Network, and crew in New Orleans...

I worked offshore supply boats, and donated $ and time, effort, etc., helping to distribute water and info-flyers for CAN at music festivals, concerts, etc. for a place to stay while off...

What I recall of the time -he was going back&forth b/t La&Tx, had to dress-up in a suit w/hair in a ponytail, in a major case due to him being "busted" for a bag of hemp seeds, which were sterilized and legal.

All I can remember is his first name, Kevin - totally cool guy with a mission.

I saw a headline at the store yesterday about a legal pot bill going to the La. House...I thought of him, and hoped he is still around to enjoy the fruits of his endeavors.

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They helpfully inserted "corporate welfare" into their screed. Republicans were always at war with corporate welfare, just so you know.

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