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A) But, it's not the truth.

B) YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL. I CAN HEAR YOU JUST FINE.

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I miss all the good whack jobs.

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"The trouble with you, Spode, is that just because you have succeeded in inducing a handful of half-wits to disfigure the London scene by going about in black shorts, you think you're someone. You hear them shouting "Heil, Spode!" and you imagine it is the Voice of the People. That is where you make your bloomer. What the Voice of the People is saying is: "Look at that frightful ass Spode swanking about in footer bags! Did you ever in your puff see such a perfect perisher?”

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Bouche de truite... so classy.

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I thought he did a good job on "Ironsides." And "Perry Mason," of course.

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The article has a nice sentence or two about how Kamala Harris helped him when she was the AG in California, also too.

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Condom? No, he prefers to bareback his pornstars while his third wife is home nursing their new son.

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Aww, Louise. She's so relatable.

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"MAKE LOVE IN YOUR OWN HAND, MOTHER!!!" Slams door.

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Yes, it's because he's the Penguin from Batman.

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It's cold comfort, but I like to think that the alt-reich is quietly loosing its shizzle over all the tributes to Ms. Franklin and her amazing talent.

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I think that exactly Mr. Off-His Meds needs - preferably some stanky Indica that will relax that fevered brain and render him unconscious.

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Is there any doubt that the stinky little Munchkin has his fingers in the pie of obstruction. If Trump loses he loses. There go many opportunities to give away this country to himself and his rich friends. That old swamp does not seem to be draining too fast. Possibly assholes like Steve Munchkin are clogging the drain.

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Ooh, Slaw... whole new ball game!

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Dog House in New Castle, DE. Totally off the map for this particular discussion, but one with chili, mustard & onions is unparalleled.

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Not a vain guy, but if I had a bunch of money I would spend some of it on cool suits that fit my admittedly unappealing physique. That said, munchkin and his ilk are the fucking worst.

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