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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

There is no plausible to reason to believe that Ted Cruz is not the Zodiac Killer.

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Relativicus's avatar

They'll never figure it out. That's why they're the marks.

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Marion in Savannah's avatar

"why in the fucking hell haven't the Republicans FIRED REINCE PRiEBUS already?"

Probably for the same set of reasons that we're still saddled with DWS. It is, however, a puzzlement.

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Major_Major_Major's avatar

Vaya con poutine, you punchyfaced prevaricating pustule.

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artem1s's avatar

Mitt is just thick and clueless enough to let the Trumentum to roll off his back. He'll probably just grin that big dopey grin of his and drape his arm around teh Donald and thank him for making him look magnanimous in comparison. I gotta say, for a narcissistic sociopath, Mitt is at least good natured for the most part. Too bad he let ¡Jeb! talk him out of running. He probably could have easily won the honor of losing the WH for a third time!

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artem1s's avatar

great, he's start Bob Dole-ing us now. jeebus what an insufferable prick.

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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

If you check this person (blaid_droog) all he does is swear.

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SnarkON's avatar

"There's a bombshell in his taxes" is the billionaire way of saying "There's a party in his pants."

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SnarkON's avatar

Also we need the long-form birth certificate.

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SnarkON's avatar

Men can be cunts, too.

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SnarkON's avatar

They'll find someone even worse and more of an asshole than Trump. I'm already looking forward to 2020!

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The Wanderer's avatar

He's a fine one to talk. Despite all of his plus points, McCain still picked Palin.

What's lurking in Romney's tax file that spooked McCain?

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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

And not just female subjugation. All the available young women are claimed by the "elders", so young men only get in the way. They are often either driven off or used as chattel laborers.

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Scooby's avatar

What Mittens was trying to cover up was how much richer he had become during an Oblama administration.

Are you better off now than 4 years ago? Hells yea

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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

Oh, absolutely. The girls are subjected to unspeakable predation. They boys-with a little luck-can probably go on to live normal lives. That might be very difficult for these young ladies after what they've suffered.

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