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SullivanSt's avatar

Of course they will! That is why Paul "P90X" Ryan is now Vice President of the United States!

Wait, what?

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Aaron Schock cannot even lick John Lewis' boots, let alone be his wingman, anytime.

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My guess would have to be that they really struggled to find any older Republicans who'd never said anything nasty about Mandela on public record.

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With a sign explaining who he is and what he's done, because I doubt they following Canadian politics that closely in Soweto.

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Like such as.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

"He was a man who had the patience of a whole nation, who bore the dreams of its citizenry across the ocean to Robbin Island and back, to freedom. Boom, nailed it! There, can I have my damn check now" - Morgan Freeman, 2013

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Yeah, might wanna try to not hashtag somebody's funeral, dude.

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Donald Trump is uuuuuugggee with The Blacks, uuuuggge, I tell you.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

That's no problem, Stevie's nauseating stench of self-importance will do the trick.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Two in the [He appears to be in the] pink, One in the [But choosing him to head the delegation really] stink[s].

<edited for clarity>

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Even the Great Whites wouldn't eat this lot. They wouldn't want to contaminate their precious tiburon essences.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

In a word, <a href="http:\/\/www.dailykos.com\/story\/2013\/12\/06\/1260642\/-Ted-Cruz-posts-Mandela-tribute-on-Facebook-His-fans-go-crazy" target="_blank">Yes</a>.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

WAIT! We get to publicly pee on Maggie's grave? Dammit, I would have booked a flight myself if I'd known that...

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Oh no, Dear Leader Stephen Harper holds that crown.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Nice to see that Congress is taking this seriously.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I find it so hard to give Mulroney a pat on the back for anything, but DAMN he did the right thing on South Africa. And I'm glad that Joe Clark will be there as well. Harper needs to take a visit to the townships. at night. Alone.

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