Guest Columnist: Mom

Some brief commentary from the mother of Wonkette's midwestern half:

I think you need to comment on Wonkette on how Rummy insists there is no civil war imminent , although he's "always" claimed the likelihood was possible. wait, I thought we'd be greeted as liberators and all would be shiny and happy there, like when Shelbyville got the lemon tree.

It is crazy that he can continue to deny reality and NOBODY calls him on it. why can't he just shut up already?

Ladies and gentlemen: our mother, Jack Cafferty .

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