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Gulnara Karimova, favorite daughter of boil-'em-alive Uzbekistan dictator Islam Karimov, is an interesting girl chock-full of ambition, beauty, and grace! She's a:
pretend fashion designer of child-slave-labor-cotton clothing ;
pretend partner of Swiss jewelry company Chopard;
failed pop star of songs that gay men love even though gay men are tortured in her country ;
all-around evil chairwoman of charity-cum-public-relations-mill & Susan G. Komen’s best buddy, Fund Forum;
former Uzbekistan permanent representative to the United Nations in Geneva (but resigned this summer after Swiss authorities began investigating her for money laundering allegations);
former Ambassador of the Republic of Uzbekistan to the Kingdom of Spain;
"most hated person in Uzbekistan” according to Wikileaked US State Department memos;
person feared by many to be the next “president” of Uzbekistan after her Dictator Daddy, Islam Karimov, dies;
(there’s so much more but fleghhh)
… BUT... she might not end up being daddy’s little dictatrice after all.
And MAN is she PISSED. And MAN is her FATHER PISSED. EVERYONE is PISSED, they're torturing each other, and uh oh, there might be a power vacuum in Uzbekistan should the Dictator and his Daughter not reconcile quick-like, and you know who loves a power vacuum? That's right! Ghost Osama Bin Laden!
Gulnara Karimova, Dictator’s Daughter, Getting Dicked Around By Daddy
Such a nice family.
Oh lord, could you imagine?! That shrill, whiny voice set to music?!