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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

They're probably quite used to shooting at anything in orange already.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

People WITH guns seem to be able to see them as well. Though I note that the spread always seems to be way off-centre.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Should we be worried that you noticed?

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Charon's Avatar's avatar

Ah, go ahead. Think of it the way we Chicagoan's think about casting our ballots: vote early, vote often!

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Lefty Mark's avatar

You know, after all these years I have never owned even one tie-dyed anything. I was always more of a simple collarless shirt and blue jeans kind of hippie, usually in solid earth tones.

For awhile I wanted to dress like Captain America (the Easy Rider guy, not the other one) but I couldn't afford the fringe jacket.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

A palindrome?

Go hang a salami I'm a lasagna hog.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I love counting up all the times they miss. That master marksman could hit the side of a barn once with a full clip..

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Michelle's Tamale's avatar

Kweers worship another man's hairy, smelly anass.

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Michelle's Tamale's avatar

Keep your sodomitic fantasies to yourself.

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Michelle's Tamale's avatar

Methinks you've taken it up the arse once too often for your own mental health.

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Michelle's Tamale's avatar

For real, use more Crisco next time, brucie.

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Michelle's Tamale's avatar

"Vacation"?Did you cum back buttsore?

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diogenez's avatar

Where did you go to Charm School?

You should demand a refund.

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Charon's Avatar's avatar

Ah, Michelle, I can spot a projective identification when I see one. Are you proposing a bit of the ol' backdoor tryst? Well bend over and say "Hello!"

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diogenez's avatar

Also: do you always ask pointedly rude questions of complete strangers? Consider finding a new hobby.

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