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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

But what if the umbrella IS a gun?

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

He has the right to speak to a tourney.

Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

Just what we need, dead tired people behind the wheel of a massive propane truck.

jmhm's avatar

On icy roads, yet. But that he can set aside the law for, because public safety.

proudgrampa the younger's avatar

Well, who ISN'T a fan of Angie Harmon?

roberteye's avatar

Yeah if it's an open carry state, and they thought Tamir was a grown up with a gun, why pull up and instantly shoot him? Oh wait BLACK open carry, a different matter; that's the codicil people forget about.

proudgrampa the younger's avatar

The only way to stop a bad conventioneer with a gun is a good conventioneer with a gun.

jmhm's avatar

So wait, now we're gun mormons?

Bell the Blind Tiger MCD's avatar

does Evan need to borrow this? I have a spare.

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therblig's avatar

no xmas ornaments? someone's been watching iron man 3.

HazooToo's avatar

Seriously! We don't need a firsthand account if it involves possibly getting shot!

Dirk Diggler ✓'s avatar

Countdown to the first shooting... Oh wait.

http://www.cleveland.com/me...

wurman's avatar

You vastly overrate the denizens of Outer Trumpistan. Just like Der Trumpenfuehrer they can stick their tiny, little phalluses all the way into a 2 liter Mountain Dew bottle and golden flow down that hillbilly pissoir. The Cleveland fuzz won't be able to tell the urine from soda pop.

Dirk Diggler ✓'s avatar

Can't make this stuff up. Unlike my purty purple biblez.

The Psy of Life's avatar

Would that be the same same source of renewal of the tree of liberty?