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2L:

Promises, promises. The story of my life. Beautiful women promising...well, more than they deliver.

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If you want to relive your childhood, head for San Francisco's Chinatown.

Illegal, of course, but readily available...

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Thank you! Please tell Mr. 2L he's a lucky, lucky boy!

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Stacked chix hit stix for pix and snax.

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Before 9/11 I was boarding a plane for Vegas (work) and the guy ahead of me went through the metal detector and it went out and he emptied his pockets and he had a very large folding knife. Not a penknife - this was real pigsticker.

The guard let him go through again, no alarms went off, and she handed him back everything from his pockets.

Including the knife.

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That's quite a photo -

"Reservoir Puppies?"

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I know I didn't.

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child soldiers learn discipline, respect for authority and how to efficiently kill their parents.

wingnut america: learning skillz from the lord's resistance army.

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last night we had six homicides in chicago. five gun, one knife.

this is what happens when babies get guns.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>KNIFE SHOP AT THE MALL.</i>

In the 1980s there was a knife shop at LaGuardia. I wasn't sure if it was to buy something before boarding or before going to Brooklyn.

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I can see my douchebag Governor Rick Perry (a.k.a., Governor Goat Fucker) promoting his new learning initiative: Reading, Writing and Recoil.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

People aren't born gun lovers. It's not like they inherit such an unnatural love from their parents. That's why the Gun Loving Bullets Targets (GLBT) community must recruit young boys to increase their numbers.

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Me too. Now I admit to being drawn to the idea of shooting. Even the appeal of using a finely engineered rifle like an AR-15. But I know myself well enough to know it would be fun (or whatever) for a while, then I'd lose interest and it would be like the Wii -- there no reason not to use it, but why bother.

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They start out so young, so little. And the next thing you know they're shooting bystanders at a gun show. (wipes tear) They grow up so fast.

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And yet they banned this wonderful product.

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