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"Gay" aka homosexual sort of implies they are the same gender as their guns.

I'm for one am not about to check their pistols for stamens or pistils.

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When legitimate gun owners are the only ones that can fire their guns, then only outlaws will threaten to burn down gun shops.

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Sales points for the iP1, REFUDIATED

<i>Your gun can no longer be turned against you if a criminal disarmed you</i> AINT NO WAY A CRIMNILL CAN DISARM ME, CAUSE I GOTS EITY HUNNERT GUNS!

<i>A child can't accidentally harm anyone with an iP1 gun</i> SUM PEOPLE NEED HARMIN, LIKE PEOPLE LURED INTO YOUR MURDERCAVE GARAGE, OR MUSLIN TERRISTS. THAT AINT NO ACCIDENT!

<i>iP1 guns are safe</i> I AM TRYIN TO SCURR PEOPLE SO I FEEL TUFFER! IFN THEY KNOW ITS SAFE, IT DEFEETS THE HOLE PURPOSE OF GUNS WE LIKE!!

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And make sammiches.

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I've always been okay with the idea of "From my cold, dead hands." If those are your terms, buddy...

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"Warm, dead hands" would also be OK.

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Among the steel-penis crowd, that's just the normal level of discourse.

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The reason you have it is to protect yourself from armed goons - a.k.a. your fucking customers. It's perversely satisfying to see him scared shitless of the lunatics that he himself armed.

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That, and/or a Hummer/preposterous truck. Unless, of course, he can afford a Ferrari or Lambo.

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Yeah, it was the damned stars... thing would have gone well if not for those.

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Photo above:

<i>Teenager season! Shopowner season! Teenager season! ... Lather (or froth), Reinse, repeat</i>

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We only allow the right kind of guns to be sold around here, boy.

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Everyone knows a woman's work is to inspire joy-joy feelings in all those around her.

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And how do these micro chips communicate with one another? Chemtrails, people. Chemtrails. And these micro chips can easily be included in any standard "vaccination".

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Because the best way to demonstrate that you are a sane, reponsible gun owner is obviously to threaten murder and arson against a shopowner who stocks a product that you can <em>choose</em> not to purchase.

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