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Everyone knows that when you go to make a 3 point turn in a strange driveway, the first thing you do is lay down suppressing fire, focusing on any obvious sniper positions……..It’s just basic driving fundamentals.

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‘Murka!

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Sarcasm today, part of actual “gun safety” course tomorrow.

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Fucking ridiculous!

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“I feared for my kids safety so I started shooting”

Florida Man

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He blocked them in. I can’t see how that’s not a problem legally.

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I hate this remake of “The Most Dangerous Game”

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The Simpsons episode where everyone is armed and they encourage Homer to get a gun is becoming less and less a satire. Homer uses the gun to do everything, including trying to change the channel on the teevee. “There’s a waiting period,” the gun store guy tells Homer. “Oooooh, but I’m mad now!”

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I grew up in the country and around guns. I believe it’s very common for some gun owners to fantasize about getting “the chance” to use their guns. When some teens delivering food announce who they are and apologize, and you block them in and then start shooting, you are acting out a fantasy that does not match the facts. The shooter was the aggressor here, and to attempt to block these kids in and then fire on their vehicle sure sounds criminal to me.

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Apparently he first told his 12 year old to go out and tell them to go away, so that's all bullshit

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Found this dabbling through Elmo town this morning:

It’s one of those studies that divides the country into roughly equal parts (I. E. New York going to be the smallest geographically because of people)

https://www.nationhoodlab.o...

You’ll never guess the most dangerous region in the country (except for if you’re a POC where it’s bad most everywhere)

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It is, in fact, the damn guns.

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One thing I keep saying about the Old West, if the town and local authorities didn't adequately screen for weapons, the saloon keepers could legally and extra legally throw out any customer they believed to be improperly armed. Per the lore, the actual "tough guys" made a show of checking their weapons at the door. Now that would make a good movie...

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Go eat a dick, or a big box of rat poison, Matt

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There's a reired colonel in our townhomes who has guns. His brain has deteriorated enough that he no longer operates dangerous woodworking machines. So, no to tablesaw but yes to several guns.

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