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Spurning Beer's avatar

Isn't it Sun Tse we're talking about here?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Motherfuckers.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...Ashton Kutcher the former host of "Punk't"

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fuflans's avatar

this just makes me so very sad.

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chascates's avatar

And we can always try giving 'the margin of democracy' to North Korea, Iran, Syria, and a few others who aren't anti-Islamist/anti-Communist/anti-oil.

How about bringing democracy to America, for realz?

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...WoW, he made it all the way step 9 that fast?!

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...isn't this where Ashton Kutcher jumps out?!

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Pooor Chimpster. All hunkered down in his Texas bunker, with Cindy Sheehan and the swelling discontent about the Iraq war to deal with. How much fun could that have been? A guy just wants to kick back, ride bikes with Lance Armstrong and barbecue. It's no wonder he had to keep taking vacations from his vacations.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...speed ball?

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