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Isn't it Sun Tse we're talking about here?

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Motherfuckers.

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...Ashton Kutcher the former host of "Punk't"

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this just makes me so very sad.

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And we can always try giving 'the margin of democracy' to North Korea, Iran, Syria, and a few others who aren't anti-Islamist/anti-Communist/anti-oil.

How about bringing democracy to America, for realz?

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...WoW, he made it all the way step 9 that fast?!

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...isn't this where Ashton Kutcher jumps out?!

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Pooor Chimpster. All hunkered down in his Texas bunker, with Cindy Sheehan and the swelling discontent about the Iraq war to deal with. How much fun could that have been? A guy just wants to kick back, ride bikes with Lance Armstrong and barbecue. It's no wonder he had to keep taking vacations from his vacations.

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...speed ball?

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