Nikki Haley is now governor of South Carolina, despite being brown and despite allegations that she posted her genitals on some South Carolina blogger guy's genital site. That guy, Will Folks, will be releasing a book about doing sex things with Haley at some point, but for now, he's
Bill O&#039;Reilly&#039;s novels have more hotness:<i> &quot;Ashley was now wearing only brief white panties. She had signaled her desire by removing her shirt and skirt, and by leaning back on the couch. She closed her eyes, concentrating on nothing but Shannon&#039;s tongue and lips. He gently teased her by licking the areas around her most sensitive erogenous zone. Then he slipped her panties down her legs and, within seconds, his tongue was inside her, moving rapidly.&quot; </i>
Something&#039;s going up.
Obviously after Mr. Folks, she never wanted another man.
She&#039;s going to counter with her own book: Sex With a Human Thumb: Humiliation, Disappointment, and Despair in the Modern Age.
I betcha he has a hairy back I betcha
As it happens, I speak fluent braille. Two large bumps 12-14 inches apart mean &quot;black bra.&quot;
HA! Maybe with a picture of Nikki and his hand. What a complete idiot.
Needless to say...
She should have a shirt that reads &quot;I had sex with a blogger and all I got was this incredibly poorly written porn&quot;.
The bra apparently had a braille inscription identifying it as black.
Bill O&#039;Reilly&#039;s novels have more hotness:<i> &quot;Ashley was now wearing only brief white panties. She had signaled her desire by removing her shirt and skirt, and by leaning back on the couch. She closed her eyes, concentrating on nothing but Shannon&#039;s tongue and lips. He gently teased her by licking the areas around her most sensitive erogenous zone. Then he slipped her panties down her legs and, within seconds, his tongue was inside her, moving rapidly.&quot; </i>