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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

For the love of god, repeal the right to bare arms.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Moe tried one eye-poke too many before someone had to Stand His Ground.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"He told them that he had just had a fight with his former girlfriend ..."</i>

I find everything about that unbelievable except the "fight" and "former". Also "girlfriend" where they meant waitress at Waffle House.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Heh heh heh! You said 'tool'.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Do we have here another candidate for FloridaMan!'s new side-kick?

TundraGrifter's avatar

There was that Georgia man shot dead when he wouldn't leave a Waffle House.

TundraGrifter's avatar

No love for the guy with the "SHERIFF" tat on his forehead?

Capt.Jim's avatar

Not much chance of shooting his nads off with a tattoo but showing up at a cops house with stolen drugs is really like kicking yourself in the nuts

Lefty Mark's avatar

Life imitates (really tacky) art.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Regrets, I've had a few. But then again, too few to mention.

Lefty Mark's avatar

They've been updated; now they say "YOLO" and "SWAG".

PsycWench's avatar

Finding in your front yard a drunk guy sobbing about his girlfriend while packing is encountered by many deputies, but then most of them wake up.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Stand your tat, man! Stand your tat!