So, back in March, the nice shirtless gentleman you see here, one Michael Smith, 41, of Norridgewock, Maine, made the "weird news" features when a tree-removal crew called police because they were frightened of the strange man yelling at them with a "gun" tucked into his waistband -- and as you can see, the gun turned out to be a semi-realistic tattoo. Once the misunderstanding was cleared up (and the photos taken of course), there were laughs all around and no charges were filed.
<i>&quot;He told them that he had just had a fight with his former girlfriend ...&quot;</i>
I find everything about that unbelievable except the &quot;fight&quot; and &quot;former&quot;. Also &quot;girlfriend&quot; where they meant waitress at Waffle House.
For the love of god, repeal the right to bare arms.
Or instead of...
Moe tried one eye-poke too many before someone had to Stand His Ground.
<i>&quot;He told them that he had just had a fight with his former girlfriend ...&quot;</i>
I find everything about that unbelievable except the &quot;fight&quot; and &quot;former&quot;. Also &quot;girlfriend&quot; where they meant waitress at Waffle House.
Heh heh heh! You said &#039;tool&#039;.
Do we have here another candidate for FloridaMan!&#039;s new side-kick?
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JINX !!!
There was that Georgia man shot dead when he wouldn&#039;t leave a Waffle House.
No love for the guy with the &quot;SHERIFF&quot; tat on his forehead?
Not much chance of shooting his nads off with a tattoo but showing up at a cops house with stolen drugs is really like kicking yourself in the nuts
Life imitates (really tacky) art.
Regrets, I&#039;ve had a few. But then again, too few to mention.
They&#039;ve been updated; now they say &quot;YOLO&quot; and &quot;SWAG&quot;.
Finding in your front yard a drunk guy sobbing about his girlfriend while packing is encountered by many deputies, but then most of them wake up.
Stand your tat, man! Stand your tat!