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I would keep my plants away from them!

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They may be looking forward to that.

Reluctantly, of course.

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and it’s not in South Florida?

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I'd say calling this idiot's tangent about masks and butt sex is about more than just 'insecurities.' It's more like a fucking tsunami of anal sex issues and projections. He's taking his own pegging fantasies and attacking it like a complete freaking paranoiac. Call me old fashioned, but I think it's nothing that a strait jacket, forced ice baths and maybe a prefrontal lobotomy couldn't fix.

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You should introduce her to the Toys in Babeland online catalog, among others.

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She could peg you, but she'd have to charge...

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Anyone else read that chyron as "Strippers, working as restaurant servers, suffer"?

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I am totally clueless and never thought of it that way.

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Oh dear. It sounds like this Watson fellow (uses his middle name-- what's he think he is, Martha's Vineyard?) mayyyybe doth protest too much.

I mean it sounds like he fantasizes about being pegged by women, a lot.

And it sounds like he's a little too ashamed to ask for it.

And it sounds like he doesn't have a girlfriend that he could ask to give him a ruddy good pegging.

And it sounds like he NEEDS a ruddy good pegging. Who knows? His disposition might actually improve if he were well & truly pegged. Mr. Two Names Watson, I implore you, please go out and get fucked in the ass by a woman, so you can leave the rest of us in peace.

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♬♪My facemask brings all the toys to the yard...♫♪

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Don't know if I should be happy or upset about this.

STILL AI CONFUSED!!!

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That is clearly the best form of government.

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This is how we can tell you are a lib. Apparently, Fox folks don't love people other than themselves.

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That's exactly how I read it

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I will have to admit that, when I see someone in a store sans mask (or wearing their mask below their nose), I do quietly mutter, "Asshole," to myself.

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