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Does this mean the Snake Oil Bulletin is back? I missed it a lot

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Starvation diet. She's down to about 3 foods.

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I've considered doing that. Unfortunately I have these annoying things called "scruples."

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Is that "guy" named Alex Jones? They need to get together over some 'goop' & talk more about peoples health conditions!! GOOD GRIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They could 'save the world' !

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Oddly enough, she ate at the restaurant where my brother was a line cook while she was filming Iron Man 3, and it's an upscale steakhouse. He said she was very nice and even went back into the kitchen to thank the cooks. I have no idea what she ordered, though. Don Cheadle also came in - apparently very low-key, but a great tipper.

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If you read her diet, it's very restrictive. Glad to hear she treated people well.

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In Peggy's case, it's drink Bombay until you black out.

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This made me cackle gleefully.

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according to the moone boy, ghosties are childhood imaginary friends who don't dissappear. why in the hell would anyone take medical advice from drop dead fred?

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If a ghost tells you to "Get out" you should do so with all expediency. Do not stop to retrieve your personal belongings or to clean your now soiled trousers.

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My spirit got fired for being a fuckup.

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I used to work with a lady who was in an abusive marriage and her husband forced her to drink some of that when she was pregnant.

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I'm sorry but if he's so good, why doesn't he tell Gwynth that One Weird Trick doctors don't want you to know about to make you smrt or whatever?

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I'll never forget chancing upon Khourtnee Khardashian drinking a cupful of melted butter because she heard it's good for you. Like, no it isn't, kay?

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Little William:

"Hey everybody! Granny has cancer and she gonna DIE!"

…and from that point on, everyone knew Little William had a special talent.

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One time, at dinner, my dad told my brother to put some pants on.

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