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Estebe Rey's avatar

When I first read the title, I thought it said "Gynocopter." I hereby trademark the word "Gynocopter."

chascates's avatar

Just imagine how peaceful and just this country (and the world) would be without any religion whatsoever.

ahughes798's avatar

I think they will continue to put down roots until we shoot them. Even then, it might all be in vein.

ahughes798's avatar

I've heard his bark is worse that his bite. A lot of noise comes out of those tulips.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I think that I shall never screw,A woman lovely as a yew.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

We'd still be killing each other. Religion is just the nearest excuse to hand but we'll find another one if need be, just ask Pol Pot. We're wired that way.

E.A. Blair's avatar

“yeah, there’s also going to be a healing temple there, and there’s going to be nurses, close to two nurses … [And a] volleyball court. I love volleyball.”Since volleyball is the traditional sport of nudists in all those magazines and films from the 1950s and '60s, those nurses have got to be naked.

thebeatgoeson's avatar

LOL (I actually did. Well, chuckled anyway)

bobbert's avatar

Marco Ruby Tuesday?

bobbert's avatar

He just subcontracted it to Darth.

eddi_TBH's avatar

Nobody that matters will remember that reference.

nice_marmot's avatar

“We’re in the last days. The sun’s been blotted out. God wants to make a final stand..."

Now, admittedly I'm no eschatologist, but if we're down to the blotted-out sun part of The Last Days™, isn't it a little late to be building some kind of replica Noah's Ark waterfront spa? Also, does it strike anyone else as a little odd and pitiful that the final stand God wants us to make involves volleyball? I mean, volleyball's OK I guess, but it doesn't seem very, I don't know, four-horsemeny. Finally, I don't wish to be indelicate here, but, umm, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH FLORIDA?!

A Big Sarcastic Fairy!'s avatar

This is what i think of Marco Rubio, et. al.