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Looks like speech-to-text. Your phone can't tell the difference between "recognize speech" and "wreck a nice beach" either. But cute all the same.

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Corn teen is my new punkabilly band.

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lofl oh my.

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Isn't it a little late to corn something for St. Pat's?

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I lived in Austin for a spell. Central Market is the shizz.

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I think they are indicating a pornhub category.

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They need MOAR GUNZ in case someone tries to steal their guns.

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I used to work for a big mental health center in the Rio Grande Valley and the Butt family foundation funded so many projects for our clients. They were awesome donors.

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These guys are showing us what the word "conservative" actually means. For one thing, it means preparing for the future and doing rational, scientific stuff.

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At the moment no one is President.

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That’s what everyone called it when I lived there in the 90s

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HEB is swell in general, but a student who works at the one down here told me something troubling about that store before spring break. She told me that she was told that if anyone was found out to have traveled anywhere recently without telling anyone where they went that they would be fired.

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The HEB guy, I think. But come to think of it, it was all audio, so I might have the wrong guy. *facepalm*

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My first car was an AMC Hornet.

It was green.

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:)It was Good Friday, a long weekend. I couldn't afford to do anything. My friend and I felt like the only two people on campus. We spent one night just walking around that part of SA. She had never been to the tea gardens, and I used to go all the time when I was a kid, so we decided just to go. It was super late and we were getting a little silly. Something rustled in the bushes and our imagination ran away with us, and we hauled ass out of there, laughing the whole way!

That same weekend, I got a care package with Easter candy from my now-mother-in-law. My friend and I split the entire box in like two hours. My now-wife came back from break to find us sprawled out with belly aches in my dorm room. We were dumb kids then... She's now a Ph.D.

Nice memories.

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H-E-B sounds like they are what Walmart has always aspired to be since Sam Walton died, and fell far short.

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