Hang On, Trump And McConnell Still Beating Shit Out Of Each Other Over Obamacare

Check out all these stinkers trying to pretend it was the other guy who farted! Since the Obamacare repeal flamed out in July, the entire GOP clubhouse has smelled like raw sewage. All the old white guys are standing around wrinkling their noses and throwing each other accusing glances. Only the orange blowhard is boorish enough to come right out and shout, "WHO CUT THE CHEESE? OPEN A WINDOW, WILL YA! I'M DYIN' IN HERE!"

Whose idea was it to let that guy in? Did anyone check his references?

Right. So the president, who is definitely NOT a short-fingered vulgarian with inferior endowments, has been shit tweeting that he's going to take away Congress's health care if they don't come back here right now and destroy the American insurance market.

For the most part, Republicans have clenched their cheeks and held it in. But Monday, the pressure overwhelmed Mitch McConnell, and he finally let it rip in a roomful of Rotarians in rural Kentucky.

. @SenateMajLdr: "Our new @POTUS has of course not been in this line of work before, and I think had excessive expectations." pic.twitter.com/TDr9jG6J6f 

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