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My dad was from Western Maryland and it pissed my, Chicago raised, mom off to have it in the house. My brothers and I liked it though.

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Fast food chain breakfast offerings; AKA better living through chemicals.

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Two years ago I spent a week or so in Sweden and had an unbelievably wide range of choices for breakfast. My favorite was the hotel in Malmo with about a 30 foot long, double sided buffet table. 3 kinds of ham, oatmeal, 4 or 5 kinds of bread, eggs etc.

They also had a 12 foot long table loaded with every kind of fruit, and it had a couple of juicing machines.

I also had a couple of dinners at the best Lebanese restaurant I've ever been to.

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Stephen: Ramen

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European bread and cheese sounds like a great breakfast to me. I'll pass on the jam and honey, though.

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"because he says stupid things"

"He's one of us!!" - the Average American voter

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I know! He's a bag of dicks whose only sustenance is bags of dicks?

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If John Kelly doesn't understand what a "Continental breakfast" consists of--and should realize the continent in question is Europe (of which Brussels is the 'capital' of)--he should have his fingernails pulled out by pliers.

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Nah. Pruitt was Mr. EPeePeeA.

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well, not france.

yet.

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i was idly wondering yesterday if that would happen..

figures. everything trump touches turns into toxic fart gas and then crumbles like the nazi dude in 'raiders of the lost ark'.

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and as a bizarre footnote: meant to humiliate kelly who is by all accounts leaving soon.

one can only put up with THAT many puny breakfasts.

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Waffles are too sweet.

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Mmmm. Good fruit salad.

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I object to the gluttony-with-both-fists-shoveling-in-the-carbs-shaming, I support the rest.

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