On this day 54 years ago, the long foretold Barack Hussein Obama was born in a remote field in Indokenyamuslimstan, the love child of the Prophet Muhammad and Beyoncé, who is a lot older than she looks.
Mr. President, Happy Birthday and we're loving your "no fucks left to give" approach to governance. There must be a lot of sugar in you, 'cause you sure made good lemonade out of the lemons that Congress handed you.
I'd like to take this opportunity to offer my sincere sympathy to the poor bastard who has to gay sex Scalia.I literally would not touch that with a ten foot pole factory.
You KNOW you are A Oldz when the POTUS is younger than you are.
"Kale is a superfood, and its special power is tasting bad" - Jim Gaffigan
Oh Goody, Astrology. Yea, that's REAL. lol
And then go to Naugles and get a fat burrito! Oh wait, it closed again. Worst. Day. Ever.
Best birthday EVAR.
Mr. President, Happy Birthday and we're loving your "no fucks left to give" approach to governance. There must be a lot of sugar in you, 'cause you sure made good lemonade out of the lemons that Congress handed you.
Cthlulu for President! When you're tired of voting for the less of two evils!
Quite a guy. Happy Birthday, Mr President.
I'd like to take this opportunity to offer my sincere sympathy to the poor bastard who has to gay sex Scalia.I literally would not touch that with a ten foot pole factory.
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yes, i signed up for a chance to win a dinner with Hillary as my gf is a big fan. Now I get exclusive email from the campaign, like on the hour.
I wonder if he's going to watch the Republican debate tomorrow. Probably not, because he might pull a muscle laughing.
I think he's suffering from not being so the center of attention. It's not really a good look for him.
Happy 66th! May your 67th trip around the sun bring you love, health, peace, abundance, and joy.
🎈Happy birthday, President Obama🎈
🎁🎈🎉🎈🎊🎈🎂🎈🎊🎈🎉🎈🎁
No matter how he's photoshopped, he looks great!