Remember when Obama shot a rainbow out of his hand and made Jamaica gay? THAT WAS AWESOME. YOU GUYS, your scrumptious president of America, Barack Mom Jeans McSexytown, is having a birthday today, and he is 55 years YOUNG! His wife, who is the first lady named Michelle,
We love him here. Even though it isn't cool to love him. You may have noticed that Muricans are not concerned with cool right now. Libtards like myself are getting gun cards right now.
It's totally cool if Preznit Bamz issues an executive order naming himself Preznit of US America for another four years, though I suspect Mrs. Michelle FLOTUS Bamz might have something to say that would tend to countermand that order. Does that mean she's the Real Muslim Dictator?
We love him here. Even though it isn't cool to love him. You may have noticed that Muricans are not concerned with cool right now. Libtards like myself are getting gun cards right now.
The book is juicier than the steak.
Kroger? Are you a fellow Midwesterner? C'mon! I won't tell!!!!
I am always saying that. Am I an old now?
We're supposed to have marshall law, rite? Where's my Marshall Obamaphone?
god, I hope my parents have never imagined me as a swinger.
SO DAMN in LOVE President Obama!
AND his baby love makes me melt!
This is so damn adorable!
I was just thinking this about myself. :(
I'm the Wonkette Commentariat resident hillbilly! We have Kroger in WV, I thought it was called Dillon's in the Midwest.
I am, however, Midwesterner friendly. Heck, one of my kids even married one! She talks funny, but we like her anyway.
I know the Canadian Parliament loves him.... wait that makes it even more uncool
Oh my nerd! Me and the bamz both be Leos! No wonder he be so cool.
It's totally cool if Preznit Bamz issues an executive order naming himself Preznit of US America for another four years, though I suspect Mrs. Michelle FLOTUS Bamz might have something to say that would tend to countermand that order. Does that mean she's the Real Muslim Dictator?
Only if you order the clouds to get out of your sky, also, too.
Hot Canada PM should teach him the baby balancing trickhttps://www.google.no/url?s...http://cdn1.indie88cdn.com/...
Happy birthday, kid. You're gonna be a huge success some day.