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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

We love him here. Even though it isn't cool to love him. You may have noticed that Muricans are not concerned with cool right now. Libtards like myself are getting gun cards right now.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

The book is juicier than the steak.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

Kroger? Are you a fellow Midwesterner? C'mon! I won't tell!!!!

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

I am always saying that. Am I an old now?

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Querolous's avatar

We're supposed to have marshall law, rite? Where's my Marshall Obamaphone?

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AngryKatie's avatar

god, I hope my parents have never imagined me as a swinger.

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Crestdurn's avatar

SO DAMN in LOVE President Obama!

AND his baby love makes me melt!

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Crestdurn's avatar

This is so damn adorable!

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Crestdurn's avatar

I was just thinking this about myself. :(

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Granny Sprinkle's avatar

I'm the Wonkette Commentariat resident hillbilly! We have Kroger in WV, I thought it was called Dillon's in the Midwest.

I am, however, Midwesterner friendly. Heck, one of my kids even married one! She talks funny, but we like her anyway.

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phoenix00's avatar

I know the Canadian Parliament loves him.... wait that makes it even more uncool

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m3bosha's avatar

Oh my nerd! Me and the bamz both be Leos! No wonder he be so cool.

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Shoto's avatar

It's totally cool if Preznit Bamz issues an executive order naming himself Preznit of US America for another four years, though I suspect Mrs. Michelle FLOTUS Bamz might have something to say that would tend to countermand that order. Does that mean she's the Real Muslim Dictator?

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Shoto's avatar

Only if you order the clouds to get out of your sky, also, too.

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Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

Hot Canada PM should teach him the baby balancing trickhttps://www.google.no/url?s...http://cdn1.indie88cdn.com/...

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

Happy birthday, kid. You're gonna be a huge success some day.

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