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birthday and haircut our FLOTUS is beautiful republicans seethe

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she came to DC with her man and a plan and those arms and the libtards all said yes we can then the baggers showed up and they hated the plan and they wheezed and they whined and they shouted and ran her man ragged and then

david axelrod showed up and kicked their ass.

happy birthday michelle!

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nope. gonna admire blingees and michelle's fab haircut instead.

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What and take time away from MLP?

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Wouldst that I had fists more numerous to put up thee.

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Man cannot live by bangs from Michelle alone, but I'd be willing to try...

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Fairly obviously, $400,000 at 10%

Once you're up to that kind of money, 10% isn't outrageous.

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Well done. I hope it isn't quite so goddam cold as last time.

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Lemme guess: it's because she doesn't quite look like a First Lady, amirite?

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Oral Roberts is rolling over in his grave and wondering why the fuck he created a law school and Michelle is a top graduate. She puts the "tard" in "retard."

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It's a fraction more subtle than that, but essentially yeah that's my suspicion.

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Marry me! *swoon*

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The only right to bare arms that I consider legitimate is the one exercised by the FLOTUS.

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Hmmm... the only people whose taxes are NOT going up are a little... dusky, n'est-ce pas? Wonder why the WSJ made that editorial decision?

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I love her stuff. We had them all for the kids. They've been tucked away for grand-kids.

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Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to you Give a kiss to the Mister And have you got a sister?

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