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fuflans's avatar

birthday and haircut our FLOTUS is beautiful republicans seethe

fuflans's avatar

she came to DC with her man and a plan and those arms and the libtards all said yes we can then the baggers showed up and they hated the plan and they wheezed and they whined and they shouted and ran her man ragged and then

david axelrod showed up and kicked their ass.

happy birthday michelle!

fuflans's avatar

nope. gonna admire blingees and michelle's fab haircut instead.

SullivanSt's avatar

What and take time away from MLP?

SullivanSt's avatar

Wouldst that I had fists more numerous to put up thee.

SullivanSt's avatar

Man cannot live by bangs from Michelle alone, but I'd be willing to try...

SullivanSt's avatar

Fairly obviously, $400,000 at 10%

Once you're up to that kind of money, 10% isn't outrageous.

bobbert's avatar

Well done. I hope it isn't quite so goddam cold as last time.

bobbert's avatar

Lemme guess: it's because she doesn't quite look like a First Lady, amirite?

Fartknocker's avatar

Oral Roberts is rolling over in his grave and wondering why the fuck he created a law school and Michelle is a top graduate. She puts the "tard" in "retard."

SullivanSt's avatar

It's a fraction more subtle than that, but essentially yeah that's my suspicion.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The only right to bare arms that I consider legitimate is the one exercised by the FLOTUS.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Hmmm... the only people whose taxes are NOT going up are a little... dusky, n'est-ce pas? Wonder why the WSJ made that editorial decision?

Vienna Woods's avatar

I love her stuff. We had them all for the kids. They've been tucked away for grand-kids.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to you Give a kiss to the Mister And have you got a sister?