So today is New Pope's birthday, and he got it off to a rollicking start by inviting four homeless people -- they live in the streets near the Vatican -- to join him for Mass and breakfast. A little later in the day, he'll be visiting with members of his favorite Argentine soccer team, San Lorenzo, because you know how popes love them some sportsball.
In reference to the whole "sanctity of marriage" thing, I must ask again, what does a catholic pope, bishop, priest, rook, pawn, or queen know about it? It's like asking someone who will never get anybody pregnant for birth control advice. Oh, wait....
Come on Frank I think you are super cool,but lets not have no more pics with little boys,this is worse than all those little boys yelling I love you Michael in that there Pepsi commercial right after that little boy what had a sleep over at Neverland.Also too what is with the smack down you'd think the kid kicked you in the nuts or something
Wrong translation. That's the Revised Sameold Standard Bullshit edition.
For Catholics you need to refer to the Torquemada translation, where Mark 7, verse 3 reads, "And Jesus said, Fry in Hell, all of you! All of you, fry in Hell! Fry in Hell, all of you! All of you, fry in Hell! Fry in Hell, all of you! All of you, fry in Hell! Fry in Hell, all of you! All of you, fry in Hell!"
Of course, sneaking out in the neighborhood around the Vatican is probably more about getting a good porchetta sammich and a decent German (Lutheran) beer.
Diet of Worms
What ever happened to that nun/mother/teevee preacher who had the ginormous wooden cross around her neck? She was some sort of Catholic.
In reference to the whole "sanctity of marriage" thing, I must ask again, what does a catholic pope, bishop, priest, rook, pawn, or queen know about it? It's like asking someone who will never get anybody pregnant for birth control advice. Oh, wait....
Still holding out for Pope Clear here.
The Scientologist?
And, among other things, V-2 made it so Limbo had never existed.
Come on Frank I think you are super cool,but lets not have no more pics with little boys,this is worse than all those little boys yelling I love you Michael in that there Pepsi commercial right after that little boy what had a sleep over at Neverland.Also too what is with the smack down you'd think the kid kicked you in the nuts or something
There are worse ways to make decisions. Just saying.
I was hoping for Crystal Pope. Same idea but I think there's more market appeal.
Getting fired: it's what happens when you talk shit about your boss.
It is obvious that the Pope is only doing these things to tick off Limbaugh.
Because that is how the Vatican makes its decisions.
Gandhi would like this pope.
Still holding out for Pope Clear here.
Wrong translation. That's the Revised Sameold Standard Bullshit edition.
For Catholics you need to refer to the Torquemada translation, where Mark 7, verse 3 reads, "And Jesus said, Fry in Hell, all of you! All of you, fry in Hell! Fry in Hell, all of you! All of you, fry in Hell! Fry in Hell, all of you! All of you, fry in Hell! Fry in Hell, all of you! All of you, fry in Hell!"
Of course, sneaking out in the neighborhood around the Vatican is probably more about getting a good porchetta sammich and a decent German (Lutheran) beer.