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berkeleyfarm's avatar

Of the silver foxes he is the silver foxiest, also, too.

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Mark in the IE's avatar

Happy birthday and thank you for 40+ years of public service. Take a break, you deserve it.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Irish twins?

(My bro and sis are too. It's cool because I can get away with giving the two of them one birthday present between them, as long as it's a really nice one.)

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Word, word, word.

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lucidamente's avatar

What Evan said, except for the part about OHJB running for president. He would have won, and he would have been awesome.

Also, him debating Donald Trump (I have a recurring vision of him saying "No, Donald, the Chinese are not laughing at us. They're laughing at you.") would have made the Paul Ryan ass-whipping look like a child's caress.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

According to the television, there's a secret copy of the Constitution that gives the Vice President special spy powers. Apparently they think Sharon Stone is the Vice President. Well, she's not. Old Handsome Spy Joe Biden is the one who'll be kicking the butts of America's enemies for one more year, thank Jah.

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Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

True fact: I want to be as handsome as Handsome Old Joe Biden when I am as old as Handsome Old Joe Biden, but I probably won't, because I am not Handsome Old Joe Biden.

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PortageeJoe's avatar

Parabens!

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Lascauxcaveman's avatar

Two words: Hair Plugs.

(Plus. it helps to be loaded up on Biden juice. Which you ain't got. And neither do I.)

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SprinkleMagic PartyBuns🥂's avatar

Looks like OHJB had himself a little boy's night out in celebration."Biden Tossed Out Of Car Passing By White House"http://www.theonion.com/art...

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OneDemin EOr's avatar

Happy Birthday, Joe! We love you, and wish you could've been our dad!

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freakishlyterrified's avatar

I had my coffee this a.m. out of my OHJB mug. I never use it, it's in front of the cabinet where all my glasses are, so when I open it to get a wine glass, (all the fucking time, bitches), he's there, smiling at me.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Uggh...he must cringe whenever he thinks of that moment. Oh, wait, he's a Republican, he hasn't given it a second thought!

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lucidamente's avatar

Like OHJB himself, this will never get old. http://www.theonion.com/art...

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eddi_TBH's avatar

I hope I look half that good in ten years. Happy birthday Mr. Biden.

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

I thought Irish twins were two kids born less than a year apart. No matter. My sisters are two days (and 7 years) apart.

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