Awww, he's even saying you're awesome on HIS birthday. WHAT A GUY! Stop the newsreels, for it's time to sing a lustful, off-key rendition of the Marilyn Monroe birthday song, not to the president of the world, but to the VICE PRESIDENT of the world, Old Handsome Joe Biden! He turns 73-many-years-old today, and he is still a dreamboat.
(My bro and sis are too. It's cool because I can get away with giving the two of them one birthday present between them, as long as it's a really nice one.)
What Evan said, except for the part about OHJB running for president. He would have won, and he would have been awesome.
Also, him debating Donald Trump (I have a recurring vision of him saying "No, Donald, the Chinese are not laughing at us. They're laughing at you.") would have made the Paul Ryan ass-whipping look like a child's caress.
According to the television, there's a secret copy of the Constitution that gives the Vice President special spy powers. Apparently they think Sharon Stone is the Vice President. Well, she's not. Old Handsome Spy Joe Biden is the one who'll be kicking the butts of America's enemies for one more year, thank Jah.
True fact: I want to be as handsome as Handsome Old Joe Biden when I am as old as Handsome Old Joe Biden, but I probably won't, because I am not Handsome Old Joe Biden.
I had my coffee this a.m. out of my OHJB mug. I never use it, it's in front of the cabinet where all my glasses are, so when I open it to get a wine glass, (all the fucking time, bitches), he's there, smiling at me.
Of the silver foxes he is the silver foxiest, also, too.
Happy birthday and thank you for 40+ years of public service. Take a break, you deserve it.
Irish twins?
(My bro and sis are too. It's cool because I can get away with giving the two of them one birthday present between them, as long as it's a really nice one.)
Word, word, word.
What Evan said, except for the part about OHJB running for president. He would have won, and he would have been awesome.
Also, him debating Donald Trump (I have a recurring vision of him saying "No, Donald, the Chinese are not laughing at us. They're laughing at you.") would have made the Paul Ryan ass-whipping look like a child's caress.
According to the television, there's a secret copy of the Constitution that gives the Vice President special spy powers. Apparently they think Sharon Stone is the Vice President. Well, she's not. Old Handsome Spy Joe Biden is the one who'll be kicking the butts of America's enemies for one more year, thank Jah.
True fact: I want to be as handsome as Handsome Old Joe Biden when I am as old as Handsome Old Joe Biden, but I probably won't, because I am not Handsome Old Joe Biden.
Parabens!
Two words: Hair Plugs.
(Plus. it helps to be loaded up on Biden juice. Which you ain't got. And neither do I.)
Looks like OHJB had himself a little boy's night out in celebration."Biden Tossed Out Of Car Passing By White House"http://www.theonion.com/art...
Happy Birthday, Joe! We love you, and wish you could've been our dad!
I had my coffee this a.m. out of my OHJB mug. I never use it, it's in front of the cabinet where all my glasses are, so when I open it to get a wine glass, (all the fucking time, bitches), he's there, smiling at me.
Uggh...he must cringe whenever he thinks of that moment. Oh, wait, he's a Republican, he hasn't given it a second thought!
Like OHJB himself, this will never get old. http://www.theonion.com/art...
I hope I look half that good in ten years. Happy birthday Mr. Biden.
I thought Irish twins were two kids born less than a year apart. No matter. My sisters are two days (and 7 years) apart.