Pat Robertson had a birthday on Sunday, and there was a party! It was a very nice party, and just like all balls-out birthday benders do, it had a keynote speaker named Dr. Ben Carson. (Yes, THAT Dr. Ben Carson.) The doctor said many nice words about America's Jesus Grandpa, like how he is so positive about everything, as opposed to the negative people (GAYS). Also making an appearance in this here commemorative video is
Robertson died years ago. That's animatronics...and poorly done, too. They've got to keep the scam going for as long as possible, though. I'd say 10 more years minimum
I read this post several hours ago, but I have only now paid attention to the fact that Dr. Ben showed up for this crap-fiesta. If the US electorate were capable of paying attention, this appearance would put an end to his flaky political career.
Well done, that blobfish.
I wouldn't stint on the silver, either.
There's a possible Kickstarter here for a sufficiently ethically-challenged protagonist.
More like year of the horse's ass
He's not dead? Fuck!
Horse's asses serve a useful purpose, Pat Robertson does not...
Their is no deity out there who will take him off our hands.
I hear it's really Biggus.
Fiscal conservative and Social Moderate? How did that turn out last time?Oh, you mean he lied?
What does America need more?
Pat Robertson or a Two Story Outhouse? http://i.imgur.com/4wAKQTi.png
They put plastic down in front of his podium
Bobby Jindal's e-mail is right there on the Louisiana.gov website.
He is a cyborg. So there's that.
Robertson died years ago. That's animatronics...and poorly done, too. They've got to keep the scam going for as long as possible, though. I'd say 10 more years minimum
I read this post several hours ago, but I have only now paid attention to the fact that Dr. Ben showed up for this crap-fiesta. If the US electorate were capable of paying attention, this appearance would put an end to his flaky political career.
But I'm typically overoptimistic.
Ohai, Pat!!1!