Happy sixth birthday to the Tea Party! Okay we’re a little late here, as the big day was in the middle of last week. We have just been so busy writing about all the insane horseshit you teabaggers have unleashed on our politics that we forgot to stop for a minute and appreciate the six years of joy you have brought us, with your whining and hollering and dressing up in leftover costumes from our first-grade play about the Founding Fathers.
Wasn't it just a "movement" waiting for its clarion call? A Koch Bros. call to action? Completely manufactured?
Hi guys! You fucked up the USA worse than OBL or even Hitler could ever have imagined in their wildest dreams! I do hate your sorry asses and think your treasonist, inhumane, evil souls should be condemned to an eternity of answering to your Grandchildren's suffering pleas; go ahead, answer for what you've wreaked.
I live in St Augustine. We like to go downtown for lunch on the weekends, which were frequently plagued by a couple of cosplaying teabaggers. In late 2013 they were carrying signs crowing that only 8 people had signed up for ObamaCare and also, too, Impeeeeeeech. Then early 2014 rolled around, with millions of people signing up. We have seen nary a tri-corner hat downtown since then and can enjoy our tapas in peace. Thanks, Obama.
I'm old and don't know these things. Had to look up cosplay. In part the def says "Cosplay is a popular hobby of teen-aged girls in Japan". It seems right. No wonder teapeople don't love this country.
People with angry personalities are prone to heart disease and early death. People on Hoverarounds are disproportionately disabled, and the 18th century was not known for long life expectancies. Breitbart is already dead. Limbaugh is atherosclerosis personified.
While the Baggers enjoy watching the polar bear eat Inhofe's snowjobball, weather (sic) they like it or not, we in the NW are on our way to our warmest winter evah!
They gave the Kenyan OVER A MONTH to do everything they asked him to. It was time for insurrection.
Wasn't it just a "movement" waiting for its clarion call? A Koch Bros. call to action? Completely manufactured?
Hi guys! You fucked up the USA worse than OBL or even Hitler could ever have imagined in their wildest dreams! I do hate your sorry asses and think your treasonist, inhumane, evil souls should be condemned to an eternity of answering to your Grandchildren's suffering pleas; go ahead, answer for what you've wreaked.
Unfortunately, I suffer the same fate. Fuck you.
I live in St Augustine. We like to go downtown for lunch on the weekends, which were frequently plagued by a couple of cosplaying teabaggers. In late 2013 they were carrying signs crowing that only 8 people had signed up for ObamaCare and also, too, Impeeeeeeech. Then early 2014 rolled around, with millions of people signing up. We have seen nary a tri-corner hat downtown since then and can enjoy our tapas in peace. Thanks, Obama.
I'm old and don't know these things. Had to look up cosplay. In part the def says "Cosplay is a popular hobby of teen-aged girls in Japan". It seems right. No wonder teapeople don't love this country.
Hey! They labeled themselves "Teabaggers" out of the gate; Teabaggers they shall remain, in perpetuity. Amen, also.
People with angry personalities are prone to heart disease and early death. People on Hoverarounds are disproportionately disabled, and the 18th century was not known for long life expectancies. Breitbart is already dead. Limbaugh is atherosclerosis personified.
Just be patient, folks. With votes.
This is "success" in the sense that a virus is successful, not a political movement.
I'm not really enough of a fan of the Tea Party to wish them a happy birthday. Does that make me a bad person?
They still can't admit that Market Square was one of, if not the first, slave market in America...
This is really Tea Party Mk. II.
Tea Party Mk. I was formed in 2004 by Koch and Philip Morris and it failed after a year or so.
They're also on Hoverarounds, because if I recall, they were 100% paid for by Medicare. I know, I know, right?
Get a brain and sellabrate.
Or rather, get a brain and celibate?
Funny that you pervs are the ones who's minds went straight to being tea bagged as soon as you heard "tea". Wishful thinking.
While the Baggers enjoy watching the polar bear eat Inhofe's snowjobball, weather (sic) they like it or not, we in the NW are on our way to our warmest winter evah!
I hope every Teabagger embraces Homeopathy, Natural Cures, and assorted other la Volpe-type snakeoilery.
"And we think that's a wise guy... er, guide, to live by... and we're not afraid of it, are we kids?"