Everybody please welcome our newest Wonkesse, Kaili Joy Gray what we stoled from Daily Kos! Remember that time when all the hip, young conservatives -- like teen starlet Phyllis Schlafly and some dumb chick from Alaska and also for some reason Michele Bachmann
Ha! Looks like the kossacks are a bit freaked out about your maiden voyage on the SS Wonket. Seems they were a little taken back by the accompanying pic too also. Welcome to the dark side...
Between the ones whom made a bee line to the Craigslist personals, the ones furiously downloading the Grindr app to their dumb phones and the ones who just started dry humping the drapes in their hotel rooms, is it any wonder they all came down with convention cooties? I'm betting Mark Judge is the only one still standing...
speaking of "America’s Future: The Next Generation of Conservatives", I'm pretty sure that that is Honey Boo Boo 20 years from now...
You really don't want to hit the ENHANCE button.
Who is in charge of defining when "God Hath Smited Thee"? Only Pat Robertson, or is that on the new Pope's to-do list?
Also, too: WELCOME MISS KAILI JOY GRAY, THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE
REALLY AND TRULY never show this pic again. Thank you in advance.
Ha! Looks like the kossacks are a bit freaked out about your maiden voyage on the SS Wonket. Seems they were a little taken back by the accompanying pic too also. Welcome to the dark side...
that or the complimentary Handsome Joe coffee cup
germs go in, germs go out, you can't explain that
we're gonna need Pat Robertson to weigh in on this...
Between the ones whom made a bee line to the Craigslist personals, the ones furiously downloading the Grindr app to their dumb phones and the ones who just started dry humping the drapes in their hotel rooms, is it any wonder they all came down with convention cooties? I'm betting Mark Judge is the only one still standing...
lol, just saw it
Bring on the gay weddings!
Am I the only Wonketeer who read this and still hadn't the faintest fucking clue what the fuck this is about?
speaking of "America’s Future: The Next Generation of Conservatives", I'm pretty sure that that is Honey Boo Boo 20 years from now...
I kind of always thought of CPAC <i>as</i> The Plague.
That is the most colorful analogy for &quot;Listening to CPAC Panels&quot; I&#039;ve heard yet.
I bet they are still against universal healthcare, though.
Perhaps CPAC Illness is a combination of regret at attending in the first place combined with shock of reality in reentering the real world.