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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

You really don't want to hit the ENHANCE button.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Who is in charge of defining when "God Hath Smited Thee"? Only Pat Robertson, or is that on the new Pope's to-do list?

Also, too: WELCOME MISS KAILI JOY GRAY, THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE

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The Quirk's avatar

REALLY AND TRULY never show this pic again. Thank you in advance.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Ha! Looks like the kossacks are a bit freaked out about your maiden voyage on the SS Wonket. Seems they were a little taken back by the accompanying pic too also. Welcome to the dark side...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that or the complimentary Handsome Joe coffee cup

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

germs go in, germs go out, you can't explain that

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

we're gonna need Pat Robertson to weigh in on this...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Between the ones whom made a bee line to the Craigslist personals, the ones furiously downloading the Grindr app to their dumb phones and the ones who just started dry humping the drapes in their hotel rooms, is it any wonder they all came down with convention cooties? I'm betting Mark Judge is the only one still standing...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

lol, just saw it

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PsycWench's avatar

Bring on the gay weddings!

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Am I the only Wonketeer who read this and still hadn't the faintest fucking clue what the fuck this is about?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

speaking of "America’s Future: The Next Generation of Conservatives", I'm pretty sure that that is Honey Boo Boo 20 years from now...

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I kind of always thought of CPAC <i>as</i> The Plague.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

That is the most colorful analogy for "Listening to CPAC Panels" I've heard yet.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I bet they are still against universal healthcare, though.

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chascates's avatar

Perhaps CPAC Illness is a combination of regret at attending in the first place combined with shock of reality in reentering the real world.

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