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Vienna Woods's avatar

Yes, but the picture.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

"Daddy, what do you do for work? "

"I scare the bejeebus out of oldz and fellow whackaloons, cry a lot and shill for gold companies that steal retiree's life savings"

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Vienna Woods's avatar

ewwwww

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I think basically he's admitting he's always got his "survival seed" all over his hands.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Temple Garments are special Mormon Underpants, yes? For some kind of spiritual protection?

These are just his Temple Garments, for spankin' it.

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bobbert's avatar

DBB, where have you been?

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bobbert's avatar

Condoms go in, tampons get stuffed up in there, no one can explain it.

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bobbert's avatar

What is the sound ... oh, never mind.

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bobbert's avatar

Well, strictly speaking, he'd be decomposing through silk. And the diaphragm would be weird.

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bobbert's avatar

I believe that is so.

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bobbert's avatar

Q17. Tampons : Abortion :: condoms :______

A. Vasectomy B. Sodomy C. Colostomy D. Ted Cruz

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

So . . . "stay puffed" is something of a euphemism?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Glenn Beck thinks that ..."

Assumes facts not in evidence.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I think Dreyfuss is about to dissect a shark in that photo ... Beck merely jumped it.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I think he should donate those condoms to someone getting more action than his fingers, like Anthony Wiener, a really stand up guy.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

My "Glenn Beck Is Just a Performance Artist Playing the World's Biggest Joke on the Political Establishment" theory gets another piece of supporting evidence.

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