The Internet has given us many wonderful things. Porn, obsessive coverage of the royal babby, ways to buy groceries without leaving the house, and, of course, porn, also, too. Downside: it ha also given us a chance to see some things we would never see, like a full-blown meltdown of a once-major news commenter. It is really sad about Brian Williams, isn't it? Haha of course we are not talking about Brian Williams (he's fine, we think?), we are talking about Glenn Beck because Jesus things are getting weird. For example: Beck's stylish new birth control attire:
"Daddy, what do you do for work? "
"I scare the bejeebus out of oldz and fellow whackaloons, cry a lot and shill for gold companies that steal retiree's life savings"
My "Glenn Beck Is Just a Performance Artist Playing the World's Biggest Joke on the Political Establishment" theory gets another piece of supporting evidence.
Yes, but the picture.
"Daddy, what do you do for work? "
"I scare the bejeebus out of oldz and fellow whackaloons, cry a lot and shill for gold companies that steal retiree's life savings"
ewwwww
I think basically he's admitting he's always got his "survival seed" all over his hands.
Temple Garments are special Mormon Underpants, yes? For some kind of spiritual protection?
These are just his Temple Garments, for spankin' it.
DBB, where have you been?
Condoms go in, tampons get stuffed up in there, no one can explain it.
What is the sound ... oh, never mind.
Well, strictly speaking, he'd be decomposing through silk. And the diaphragm would be weird.
I believe that is so.
Q17. Tampons : Abortion :: condoms :______
A. Vasectomy B. Sodomy C. Colostomy D. Ted Cruz
So . . . "stay puffed" is something of a euphemism?
"Glenn Beck thinks that ..."
Assumes facts not in evidence.
I think Dreyfuss is about to dissect a shark in that photo ... Beck merely jumped it.
I think he should donate those condoms to someone getting more action than his fingers, like Anthony Wiener, a really stand up guy.
My "Glenn Beck Is Just a Performance Artist Playing the World's Biggest Joke on the Political Establishment" theory gets another piece of supporting evidence.