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The Villainess+'s avatar

Trump only liked the idea of cobb salad until he learned that the corn kernels were removed from the corncob and her wouldn't be able to stiff anything up his ass

going4baroque's avatar

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“We’re on the same wavelength,” Giuliani said. “We’ve gone from defense to offense.”Obviously, Giuiani would have us believe that going on the offense means shooting himself and Trump in the foot at every opportunity.

george lastrapes's avatar

Somewhat related news. The Seven Deadly Sins are now the Seven Trumply Mulligans, for the PeeResident hath found such favor with the Lord that he can have all the wimminz, or junk food or meltdowns or greed or envy or whatever, no penalty.

Duke Magazine's avatar

Has he actually put anyone in jail?

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

“We’re on the same wavelength,” Giuliani said. “We’ve gone from defense to offense.”Oh, Rudy. You and Donnie have ALWAYS been offensive.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Muffins are hella high in carbs too. As are bagels. You know, the GOOD food.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

'That's it! We have enough! Issue the indict...''Sorry, Mr Mueller, this just came in for you.'<reads> 'GODDAMMIT! Okay, where's the charge sheet amendment forms?'

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Observatio vera sit, puero in domum suam!

Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

We'd have to convince them that spray-tan is a different race. But they'd probably buy it...

tehbaddr's avatar

Bob Mueller is also very busy squeezing the toothpaste from the middle of the tube!

The Villainess+'s avatar

Did you guys know that Trump had a hard-on he couldnt get rid of? Yep, there it was, jammed right up his pasty dough-hole for the entire world to laugh at. And then he pulled out --- Robert Mueller that is...

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Probably subcontracted the punch to Lewandowski, the lazy slug