Gonna fuck you up! Thursday will be the first birthday of the Robert Mueller investigation into how Russia stole American democracy and gave it to this lumpy orange thing! And oh what a year it has been! What's that meme that's going around? Something about how the Ken Starr investigation into Bill Clinton lasted many years and all they found was some jizz, and there were 7,000 Benghazi Email Hillary investigations, all of which turned up jackshit, and yet in one year of Mueller, we have
Trump only liked the idea of cobb salad until he learned that the corn kernels were removed from the corncob and her wouldn't be able to stiff anything up his ass
“We’re on the same wavelength,” Giuliani said. “We’ve gone from defense to offense.”Obviously, Giuiani would have us believe that going on the offense means shooting himself and Trump in the foot at every opportunity.
Somewhat related news. The Seven Deadly Sins are now the Seven Trumply Mulligans, for the PeeResident hath found such favor with the Lord that he can have all the wimminz, or junk food or meltdowns or greed or envy or whatever, no penalty.
'That's it! We have enough! Issue the indict...''Sorry, Mr Mueller, this just came in for you.'<reads> 'GODDAMMIT! Okay, where's the charge sheet amendment forms?'
Did you guys know that Trump had a hard-on he couldnt get rid of? Yep, there it was, jammed right up his pasty dough-hole for the entire world to laugh at. And then he pulled out --- Robert Mueller that is...
Trump only liked the idea of cobb salad until he learned that the corn kernels were removed from the corncob and her wouldn't be able to stiff anything up his ass
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“We’re on the same wavelength,” Giuliani said. “We’ve gone from defense to offense.”Obviously, Giuiani would have us believe that going on the offense means shooting himself and Trump in the foot at every opportunity.
Somewhat related news. The Seven Deadly Sins are now the Seven Trumply Mulligans, for the PeeResident hath found such favor with the Lord that he can have all the wimminz, or junk food or meltdowns or greed or envy or whatever, no penalty.
Has he actually put anyone in jail?
He will - no worries.
“We’re on the same wavelength,” Giuliani said. “We’ve gone from defense to offense.”Oh, Rudy. You and Donnie have ALWAYS been offensive.
Muffins are hella high in carbs too. As are bagels. You know, the GOOD food.
'That's it! We have enough! Issue the indict...''Sorry, Mr Mueller, this just came in for you.'<reads> 'GODDAMMIT! Okay, where's the charge sheet amendment forms?'
Observatio vera sit, puero in domum suam!
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We'd have to convince them that spray-tan is a different race. But they'd probably buy it...
Bob Mueller is also very busy squeezing the toothpaste from the middle of the tube!
Did you guys know that Trump had a hard-on he couldnt get rid of? Yep, there it was, jammed right up his pasty dough-hole for the entire world to laugh at. And then he pulled out --- Robert Mueller that is...
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Probably subcontracted the punch to Lewandowski, the lazy slug