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Chelle's avatar

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Miss Grundy's avatar

From "Girl with the Dogs" meet Brock, a kitty who gets a spa day:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krRDIwJMxbU

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Appalachian in Thailand's avatar

I used to work in a factory that due to union contract closed Thanksgiving week for the start of deer season. It never failed that one or two people died in 'hunting accidents'.

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Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

Bartender called me by my name. This is my third visit this year ...

.Crap people know me.

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Lil Snot's avatar

Just watched "Three Kings" with Mr. Snot. More complex (and interesting) than I remembered. What a great movie!

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WasX's avatar

FYI, for all who are interested in food fights; my correct recipe for real baked beans is below.

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YaJagoff's avatar

I first read that as corrupt recipe and thought I'm in

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Craig Nixon's avatar

When does the peanut butter go in?

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

BTW, her recipe is codswallop and the pressure cooker one is better

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Ginger Lumberjack's avatar

You put the beans in the pot and then you put the pot in the pressure cooker and everybody gets along.

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WasX's avatar
Nov 30Edited

Sick. You're sick. And a criminal.

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gallbladder's avatar

It's scary: Many dictatorships knew what they were doing. The cohesion of cruelty, if you will.

But now?

We've a collection of clowns willing to throw each other under the fucking bus to cover their own asses as a matter of their idiotic atrocities. I say there is no greater concoction of fear and disconcertion than stupidity and destruction.

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Appalachian in Thailand's avatar

Let the throwing commence!

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WTAF's avatar

Effective & Destruction?

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Ginger Lumberjack's avatar

The keystone cops of evil.

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gallbladder's avatar

Nobody's laughing.

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ziggywiggy's avatar

The movie is over if you would like to join us there for OT.

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AIB's avatar

I took a long walk in Lenox Mass. today at sunset. The sky was beautiful: cold weather clouds, dark in the center and pink around the edges. A waxing moon. Temps were around 32, but felt colder because of wind. I wore a light, well insulated jacket so I was comfortable. Lenox has beautiful old houses and a compact commercial district of shops and restaurants. We ate at a place called Zinc, where I ordered fried oysters as a starter. Scrumptious.

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Swinging Sweeney Sisters

Source: Instagram https://share.google/jqKtV1lhB0sSkSrNN

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Trans Siberian Orchestra rocked it. I saw them a couple of times down in Vegas:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCabI3MdV9g

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paul's avatar

That is actually Savatage. And Chris Oliva wrote that. This is what started it all.

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EyeQueue's avatar

This is a good one.

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Ginger Lumberjack's avatar

So last week Sen Kelly et al came out and warned the military about not following illegal orders. The White House got their knickers in a twist because PAB never illegal stuff/treason/etc. We know Hegseth didn't bomb the boats himself so I'm wondering about the guy who got the order to bomb the boats and clearly followed it. After Kelly told them not to. It's not good.

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WasX's avatar

Special Ops Commander, Seal Team Six, I read. No, it is not.

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InMyRoom's avatar

That's the guy they will throw under the bus.

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Ginger Lumberjack's avatar

Hadn't thought of that but the janitor who discovered the Watergate break in lost his.

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gallbladder's avatar

Honour among thieves and all that.

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gallbladder's avatar

Well, okay, I see we have the the whole crew here. Question is, can we make bail?

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Lil Snot's avatar

Probably not.

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gallbladder's avatar

Thank Christ.

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WTAF's avatar

& the humans he rode in on

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Dogfather's avatar

I got $50 cash, and a certificate for free small Wendy's frosty.

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Ginger Lumberjack's avatar

I'll take the frosty, you can keep the fifty bux.

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WTAF's avatar

U are an Ace friend! 🤩😹🤩💗💪🐾🎶🌀✨

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InMyRoom's avatar

I've got BOGO for Zoo Lights.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Ooooh, we can use those!

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gallbladder's avatar

I think this is our best hope.

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JanuaryClaire's avatar

Linus has moolah!

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gallbladder's avatar

LINUS DOG!!!

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

LINUS!

Also, that's what gallbladder does when you offer him a non-alcoholic drink

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gallbladder's avatar

My man's not wrong.

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Chimp's avatar

I'm printing as fast as I can.

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gallbladder's avatar

Try not to print $500 bills: that foiled us before.

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Ginger Lumberjack's avatar

I hope he's not trying to print out Canadian bux, that's never going to work.

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Chimp's avatar

I'm not that loony

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Ginger Lumberjack's avatar

Oy!

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Imma print euros.

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Ginger Lumberjack's avatar

That's why you're the brains behind the operation.

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Ginger Lumberjack's avatar

I left my wallet at home. Sorry.

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gallbladder's avatar

This was your fucking idea!!!

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Ginger Lumberjack's avatar

It was Chickenz fault.

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BlueSpot's avatar

If you have bailing wire, we can make hay.

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Ginger Lumberjack's avatar

I actually have some but I live in oil patch/farm country.

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BlueSpot's avatar

It's interesting how much oil wells and farming tend to go together. California's Central Valley, lots of oil and farming. Southern California, lots of oil and used to have a lot of farming. South Dakota, oil and farming. Oklahoma, oil and farming.

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Ginger Lumberjack's avatar

If you grew up on a farm, you're going to do well in the oil patch.

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gallbladder's avatar

I think that's a start.

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gallbladder's avatar

Right about now, Fukui firing up the Lambo with the 75,000 cherry bombs we got for pennies a unit in tow. About to visit some prep schools, Ginger as spokes.

We're gonna make out like bandits.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I'm so stopping off at a Hobby Lobby on the way.

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gallbladder's avatar

Oh, THAT'LL help.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

*points to remote detonator*

*nods and winks*

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Ginger Lumberjack's avatar

Oh, that makes sense. I thought you were going to buy some fabric to sew a new frock for the event.

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gallbladder's avatar

EVERYBODY STAND BACK!!

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ziggywiggy's avatar

Why the fuck isn't he using the DeLorean like i recommend?

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I said to gallbladder "steal a DeLorean" and he came back with a WankPanzer.

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ziggywiggy's avatar

Great Scott! Please tell me you at least got the flux capacitor.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I got one off ebay for cheap. Some fool had tried to put one in an Incel Camino but it kept breaking down before it got to 88.8mph.

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Ginger Lumberjack's avatar

Was he pushing it? Because those things are always breaking down.

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gallbladder's avatar

How DARE you, sir!

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Ginger Lumberjack's avatar

Have you done your assignments yet for our super-sekrit caper next month?

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gallbladder's avatar

What are you, my mom?!?

And by the way, thanks for blowing our cover.

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Ginger Lumberjack's avatar

I didn't tell them anything but sure I will take a time out. It will be awhile since it's one minute for every year of my age.

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Shares of Trump Media & Technology Group DJT 4.25%increase; green up pointing triangle, which operates the president’s Truth Social platform, have tumbled 75% since Trump’s inauguration.

https://www.wsj.com/finance/stocks/donald-trump-djt-stock-crypto-slump-05b89b5b

That's nothing. Truth, like drug prices, is down 700% at Truth Social.

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InMyRoom's avatar

DJT 4.25%increase

Someone must be about to get a pardon.

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Eva, Iron Goddess of Mercy's avatar

I, for one, always blame Gallbladder.

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gallbladder's avatar

So does my mom.

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JanuaryClaire's avatar

Time to high tail it to Finland!

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gallbladder's avatar

To the secret lab and endless rounds of "Yar's Revenge."

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gallbladder's avatar

EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

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InMyRoom's avatar

Li'l Feller is seriously concerned.

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Ginger Lumberjack's avatar

Hamilton cooks? Is it for tacos?

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I opened a can.

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WasX's avatar
Nov 30Edited

I can't bear this. Here:

1. Soak a pound of (white) yellow-eye or soldier beans (we use these in Maine)

for a day or overnight. Rinse those fuckers and rinse 'em some more. JUST DO IT.

2. Cut up a half-pound of salt pork into thick slices, maybe 6. Lay in bean pot. (earthenware, as in pottery. Nothing else. NO, nothing else) (No. Bacon. EVER. Only. Salt. Pork.)

3. Peel and cut up a BIG yellow onion into 6 wedges. Throw in pot.

4. Pre-heat oven to 300F

5. Boil beans for 5 mins, drain, RINSE AGAIN, damn you.

6. Dump the beans in.

7. Mix 1/2 c dark molasses, 1/2 c maple syrup, 3 Tbs Colman's dry mustard.

8. Add 2 c boiling water to that mess, stir it, dump in pot. To just cover beans.

9. Cover the pot TIGHTLY. Stick in the oven, middle rack. COOK.

10. Every fucking hour, check it: stir, add boiling water to keep just above beans.

11. It might be done in 5 hours. Take out a spoonful, blow on beans. If the skin peels off, they're done. Check & adjust seasonings.

12. Serve with slices of brown bread from a can, thickly spread with butter.

NO, there is no substitute for the fucking canned bread. Just DO IT.

*cough* I realize I have "strong feelings" about this meal; justified.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I'm sure I can get Simba to do this.

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WasX's avatar

Do I need to break some kind of boycott to send you some Beano?

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I think you are blowing this out of proportion.

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WasX's avatar

😹

💨

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gallbladder's avatar

And thus began the end of the world....

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Ginger Lumberjack's avatar

Mom used to make baked beans every Halloween. I never understood why she didn't just open up a can, they were way better.

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WasX's avatar

😳. ---- in Downeaster, with my own bean pot

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Ginger Lumberjack's avatar

Mom's were always dry and bitter. I never told her that of course.

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WasX's avatar

Wow. How the hell does that happen??? Mine are glorious. Probably luck, though.

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