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Ta, Marcie. I'll never forgive him.

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"Haitian immigrants are not 200 years old." Well the voodoo zombie ones are, obviously.

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I feel kinda bad for Ms Dunphy…she’s dipping her bucket into a well which is done run dry.

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Ah yes, Donald J. Trump... so charitable that he famously stole from a children's cancer charity.

Not to mention his fraudulent university, pet rescue charities, stiffed contractors, his own legal representation, etc.

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Not enough room here for even a partial list of his scumbaggery

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The "etc" was doing a lot of heavy lifting.

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Poor Rudy thinks he lives in the world of Mad Men. He is so full of himself. What a poor, incompetent, talentless, white man. Having to go through life and find out when you're 80 years old that you're a less than average piece of shit.

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Stacey - Rudy, before we start the show… in the past we couldn’t help but notice you’ve been a little bit racist…

Rudy - What are you saying?

David - We want you to go big.

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should be dismissed based on injustice. man, in 40 years i never came up with that; i feel like such a failure.

also too, when you've lost the better parts of your assets, looks like it's OK to go back to defaming everybody, because what have you got to lose?

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No blood from a rock, amirite?

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𝘚𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘭𝘥, 𝘖𝘩𝘪𝘰? 𝘚𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘦𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵.

I saw something the other day about how Rudy used to have intercourse with a neighbor's collie when he was a teenager. You are now authorized to spread the news far and wide that it has been reported that Rudy fucks collies.

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It was just the one! The German Shepard was away that day on a walk in the park.

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Those poor collies!

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Rudy's rant about Haitian people is just stomach-churning. If your elderly parent emitted those remarks, you would immediately inquire about having them moved to a secured memory care unit. You couldn't try to tell yourself, "he's gotten pretty quirky and filters-off in his old age" anymore.

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His daughter appears to have written him off and he’s got nothing for Andrew to inherit so they’re just going to leave him to his own devices. Such as they are - Go with Dog Roodles

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What's amazing is how Andrew has his nose so far up Daddy's ass. Dude, sinking ship, take the hint.

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The biopic (probably never to be made) is pretty sad.

Weird guy gains enormous power, wealth, and fame through clumsy ambition and accidents of history.

Throws in his lot with the worst possible liars and cheats. Perfects his own style of lying and cheating.

Dies alone, and obituaries written ten years earlier are published to almost no notice or response.

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"Boulos insisted Rudy’s comments 'do not represent Trump.'"

If anything, Roodles got the idea from Trump. Y'all remember him going on about Muslim-Americans celebrating in the streets over 9/11?

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Do we know if Freeman and Moss actually took possession of Rudy's pad this week?

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I had no idea DHS issues drivers licenses in Ohio. Who knew?

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I got mine from the BMV, which happens to be staffed by competent, friendly, efficient people.

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Don’t be silly. They give out permission slips.

For the aged amongst us - I keep hearing this as an Epstein’s Mother note.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAH--love it!

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Thanks, now I will have to check under my bed for Giuliani before I go to sleep forever. 😳😬🫣😶‍🌫️

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If he's under my bed, then he's going to die of dust inhalation. So . . . 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Could mere earthly dust cause the downfall of America's crypt keeper?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S129T9kav8I

Billy Joel said it better than I can.

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tell me more about how human's lead their lives Lawyer of Roodles before I destroy your worthless planet!

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Strip this motherfucker of every nickel and hand it over to the people he's wronged. Then do the same with Alex Jones.

I am so sick of seeing those fucksticks running around with their fat mouths, spewing lies and insults all over the place, AFTER they get slammed with these huge judgments. Enough. Take their goddamn money already and let them scream about it for the rest of their miserable lives.

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YES, this is not yet justice for these clowns. I wouldn't mind seeing stocks being brought back into use for Roodles and Jones.

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"He’s been having quite a time being haunted by his own personal demons: scorching racism, liquidating assets, slobbering, horny misogyny, and his inability to shut his entitled, raging piehole."

You forgot "uncontrollable flatulence."

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"Hey! You trying to work my side of the street?"

Donald Chump.

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And severe alcoholism.

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Jenna Ellis will never be the same.

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So sad, Oh well............

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I hear she now takes donations, prayers, and donations of prayers.

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And "liquidating hair dye."

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