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Hey, at least you two HAVE a cubicle. I've resigned myself to more or less permanent unemployment, sponging off the government and my family and growing ever fatter sitting in front of this computer.

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Still be an improvement.

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BTW, just to be a history nerd, the Roman Empire took about four hundred years to fall (or over a thousand, depending on your view of the Byzantine Empire), so, everyone, strap in! We've got a few more centuries to stumbling along left in us!

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They always jump.

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I can haz snarkz?

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Humbuggery.

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But on a more positive note... ummmmm, I got nothing.

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I'm really starting to worry about you, Ken.

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Actually, I do worry about just about everything, but I'm also a stupid Pollyanna who think America can and will one day be great again. In other words: I'm crazy.

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Nothing that electing real 'Muricans and lowering taxes can't solve!

Here's to American Exceptionalism! Jesus died for Black Friday shoppers.

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whoever gets to be Next SuperPower better fucking get cracking on those jet packs.

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Tell us how you really feel, Mr. Layne.

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