Hello and welcome to the last Saturday morning post of the year!
This week, I am gifting you with the only two non-countdown-related New Year’s specials I could rustle up! The first is … the New Year’s Eve episode from Peep Show! Because sure, why not?
The second, which I’m sure you will all find very exciting, is a very special New Year’s Eve episode of … “Paternity Court!” Which I have just now learned is a real show that exists (or existed, it was apparently canceled) and which I am concerned I could get very into, given the right box wine situation.
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Happy NYE Robyn & all!
Just wanted to second the request to keep Wonkette going forever. This place is special, and I’m not just saying that because I wormed my way into doing some fun graphics stuff for which I even get paid for. It’s a community and it’s honest and it’s funny and admit it, you love it. If you can afford it, please consider subscribing.
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"Mystery Cat" is my dearly departed Whisky. My Best friend for 18 of his 19 years on this Earth.