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Oh, there's something there. Nobody is as evil as Kacsmaryk without a closet full of skeletons. Closet reference intentional.

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One side is becoming Donnie and the 10 million stooges. A clear indication that the American public education system has failed.

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With credentials like these, I wonder if he might not be aiming to become the first Supreme Pontiff of the Theocracy of America.

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Because they believe.

That's all there is to faith.

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Cuz the other dude scored in 4 straight SC games, joining only Gretzky and some other legendary fucker. But I agree with you.

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I know! I know! /raises hand enthusiastically/

AOT,K!

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Newt Gringrich LIBELZZZ1!1

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Unarmed civilians. That small detail makes it extra satisfying for them.

Like pulling the wings off flies.

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I would like to announce my discovery that the US Navy once offered a commendation for engaging in homosexual activities. "Zeal" was the operative word here. No mention if decoration was authorized for regular-duty uniforms, probably just dress whites. http://movies2.nytimes.com/...

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I automatically heard Queen doing that.

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That's not an unintended effect

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He is under a lot of stress, you know, what with these confirmation hearings and everything. He's still only human, after all.

A heterosexual human. Let's not forget that.

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They thought, serving for six years as opposed to the House's two would allow them to stay above the dirty business of electoral politics and, as a deliberative body lacking the pressure of constant campaigning, address the serious business of running the country. Our own House of Lords and House of Commons.

These are our Lords.

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Fucking fuckers.

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How about the First Church of the LGBTQ, aimed at those religious LGBTQ who've been rejected by their (probably Abrahamic) religions?

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He'd get in Joy's face the same way Biden did.

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