It's another glorious day in U.S. America, because according to our calendar -- which we marked with lots of lolz and smiley faces and some more lolz -- today is the day Senator Doctor Rand Paul declares he is running for president, hooray! [contextly_sidebar id="FvffjHGHpk183vvZqhCs5XqQQZMoMtuS"]
A "silent role" sounds to me like a way for two family members to grift off of one campaign. That aside, note to all POTUS candidates of all parties - I, chicken thief, am available to fill any silent roles available. For the right price, of course.
Great. Now we will have Cruz announce his newest batshit crazy idea for running the country and Rand (named after a woman. If it really is short for Randall then I want to see the long form birth certificate)will pop up to say: "That's bee ess! We should actually follow my bat shit crazy idea, which is essentially the same ineffective crap but it's coming from someone who is board certified!"
It's been a whole few months since Mittbot 2016 unchanged his mind about running again. Surely he will be re-unchanging his mind and begin rebooting his next failed operating system roll out? puh-leeeeeeeeze!
I won't believe he's qualified until we see his long form Atlas Shrugged.
So far this is much better than last cycle when we had all them crazies and RINO Mitt running.
~ Teabaggers
A "silent role" sounds to me like a way for two family members to grift off of one campaign. That aside, note to all POTUS candidates of all parties - I, chicken thief, am available to fill any silent roles available. For the right price, of course.
Thanks in advance!
That rather falls under the general GOP platform though.
Though he even made that more interesting.
Marie Laveau libel!
https://youtu.be/XK2pEaep0KQ
Maybe he figures he will be out of the Preznit running race long before he has to file to rerun for his Senate running race?
Great. Now we will have Cruz announce his newest batshit crazy idea for running the country and Rand (named after a woman. If it really is short for Randall then I want to see the long form birth certificate)will pop up to say: "That's bee ess! We should actually follow my bat shit crazy idea, which is essentially the same ineffective crap but it's coming from someone who is board certified!"
It's been a whole few months since Mittbot 2016 unchanged his mind about running again. Surely he will be re-unchanging his mind and begin rebooting his next failed operating system roll out? puh-leeeeeeeeze!
that insufferable bro drawl will kill me.
There isn't one of those folks I would buy a used car from.
Toupé
Shhhhhhh...
http://i.imgur.com/7drHiqr.gif
What about his Drunken Asshole Son? Will he be a silent partner before he gets accused of date rape?
Giuliani libel!
So how is your browser today?
Errr. That's not actually a pocket.