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OneYieldRegular's avatar

I won't believe he's qualified until we see his long form Atlas Shrugged.

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chicken thief's avatar

So far this is much better than last cycle when we had all them crazies and RINO Mitt running.

~ Teabaggers

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chicken thief's avatar

A "silent role" sounds to me like a way for two family members to grift off of one campaign. That aside, note to all POTUS candidates of all parties - I, chicken thief, am available to fill any silent roles available. For the right price, of course.

Thanks in advance!

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Lizzietish81's avatar

That rather falls under the general GOP platform though.

Though he even made that more interesting.

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artem1s's avatar

Maybe he figures he will be out of the Preznit running race long before he has to file to rerun for his Senate running race?

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Rick Hill's avatar

Great. Now we will have Cruz announce his newest batshit crazy idea for running the country and Rand (named after a woman. If it really is short for Randall then I want to see the long form birth certificate)will pop up to say: "That's bee ess! We should actually follow my bat shit crazy idea, which is essentially the same ineffective crap but it's coming from someone who is board certified!"

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artem1s's avatar

It's been a whole few months since Mittbot 2016 unchanged his mind about running again. Surely he will be re-unchanging his mind and begin rebooting his next failed operating system roll out? puh-leeeeeeeeze!

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fuflans's avatar

that insufferable bro drawl will kill me.

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Rick Hill's avatar

There isn't one of those folks I would buy a used car from.

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JoeChristmas's avatar

Toupé

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Lizzietish81's avatar

What about his Drunken Asshole Son? Will he be a silent partner before he gets accused of date rape?

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Lizzietish81's avatar

Giuliani libel!

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Shypixel's avatar

So how is your browser today?

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Amy!'s avatar

Errr. That's not actually a pocket.

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