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Henry30's avatar

Well, Floriduh RepubliCon voters came through again. Obviously happy with electing people who will go to DC and do nothing for them. The fucking stupidity of some voters is still beyond astounding.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. No elections in NY yesterday; curious about how all this shakes out.

Blue Femme's avatar

Florida District 1 wasn’t a gimme, either. Given that @gayforcongress MATCHED Josh Weil’s vote percentage in a district that the press practically ignored during this special election, I’d say just as many kudos should come her way as Mr. Weil is getting. More, since this District went for Trump by 7 more points than District 6.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

NYT just called it for Crawford!

Jens TINGLEFF's avatar

How long will the irresponsibility of the voters be allowed to stand?

/s

RRJKR's avatar

Saints be praised!! Can we hold this lead??

Crawford is leading. An estimated 64.9 percent of votes have been counted.

Votes received and percentages of total vote

Candidate Votes Pct.

Susan Crawford 822,490 55.9

Brad Schimel 649,993 44.1

Pisto75666-Radical Left Scum's avatar

Poor Elmo

All that money he spent trying to buy an election could've gone towards taking care of his kids.

RRJKR's avatar

An estimated 2.3 percent of votes have been counted. Not good, but a long way to go

Votes received and percentages of total

Candidate Votes Pct.

Brad Schimel 30,715 59.8

Susan Crawford 20,635 40.2

eddi-SABH's avatar

Guess who threw a hissy fit?

Republican coalition in Congress falls apart

After seeing nine of his cohort break and vote with Democrats, US Speaker of the House "MAGA" Mike Johnson threw a tantrum and sent everyone home for a week.

https://premium.boingboing.net/p/republican-coalition-in-congress (also on Substack these days)

RRJKR's avatar

Mikey can go piss up a rope!

CzechJournalists's avatar

wonder when abbott is going to get around to setting an election for that empty House seat??

cmd Human Scum's avatar

I can't believe that Elno shit- (not cheese) head is allowed to do this stuff.

RRJKR's avatar

Welcome to the group... of sane law abiding citizens

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Today is municipal elections for my town -- city council, school board, etc. I already voted, by mail.

I Googled everyone on the ballot I could. A lot of times, the candidates' positions on issues were so close together that I resorted to vibes. "This incumbent has a reputation as a showboat who only cares about Black people. But this ex-military dude looks like a white meathead if I ever saw one. Black guy."

Hopefully I voted for everyone I should have. The city has been pretty well-run the last few years, in any case.

SethTriggs's avatar

Folks remember to mount up and if it's time to vote for you, get out there. The more members of the unreconstructed party that you defeat, the more likely it is that we get even a modicum of a check on the Executive Branch.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

"I'm the Babby Stoat, and I approve this message."

Tza's avatar

Also I was wrong, Johnson cancelled ALL votes this week. No House votes til next week.

eddi-SABH's avatar

A bunch of Rebs bailed on him over the proxy vote issue. This is his mature, well-considered action. https://premium.boingboing.net/p/republican-coalition-in-congress

Richard S's avatar

Like it would matter?

paul's avatar

Does he not have the votes he needs?

weejee's avatar

Moses Mike mumbles mendacities.

vorpal 🚫♔'s avatar

so THERE! stamps the viscous little Keebler Elf

Bitter Scribe's avatar

I thought that was Jefferson Sessions. (Remember him? Poor suckered doofus.)

Eileen's avatar

Jeffry’s ears wiggled….

Tza's avatar

Th Hill has the stats on Senate speeches. It’s about an hour old, Booker has already passed Cruz for fourth place. If he goes to 7:19 eastern it’s a new record.

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/5226116-where-does-bookers-marathon-floor-speech-rank-among-longest-in-senate-history/

CzechJournalists's avatar

i was hoping that green eggs and ham shit didn't count. fuck ted cruz.

Richard S's avatar

I hope someone's recording it so we can get an edited highlight reel.

CzechJournalists's avatar

ima skip the moments when he's using the astronauts' bathroom.

YaJagoff's avatar

That's only 3 moar hours, he seems invigorated and strong. I think he'll break it BIGLY!

Tza's avatar

He is going a wee bit hoarse but he’s rallied from that before

mvario's avatar

Christian Nationalist Broadcaster Doug Billings Is Running For Governor In Kansas

https://www.peoplefor.org/rightwingwatch/christian-nationalist-broadcaster-doug-billings-running-governor-kansas

His platform is to create a militia to attack "Satanists".

Stanta Knows's avatar

Wait til he finds out that the only people who actually believe in Satan are Christians. Never mind, he'll never know that.

SkeptiKC's avatar

That dour looking dude looks too damned much like the late, hateful Rush Limbaugh.

vorpal 🚫♔'s avatar

Someone should hack that to 'Stalinists' on the website

weejee's avatar

Guess that would include agnostics like me.

Parakeetist's avatar

That is fucking ridiculous and I hate that.

Seriously, are these people high as fuck?

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free practice thereof" are words that are not hard to understand at all.

zuludaddy (seem 'on key?')'s avatar

meanwhile, yr

smoking lamp is lit nao!