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Happy War On Xmas Eve, Wookies!
Oh hi, people. This is your holiday editor of the day, wishing you good seasons &c. It is too bad your editor's fucking plane can't get to Portland (Oregon), ever, so he is back home again, where there is also a new blizzard, and many feet of tragic snow! Hope your holiday travels worked out a little bit better, and if not, well, that's why motherfuckin' baby jesus invented alcohol and pills and the marijuana. [ STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL MYSTERY LINK ]